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metatemplated (/ˈmɛtətɛmpleɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's apology becomes a pattern for several further apologies. Caicey was metatemplated, using one careful apology as the basis for apologising to everyone else. metatergited adj. The state of being drunk and presenting a hard outer layer to the morning, while remaining delicate underneath. Ardella was metatergited, upright behind a firm expression until the smell of toast defeated it. metatexited adj. Drunk to the extent of rearranging every layer of the evening into parallel bands, with considerable confidence. Trejure spent an hour arranging the crisps in parallel rows, thoroughly metatexited. metatexted (/ˈmɛtətɛkstd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of describing your own remarks while making them, as though commentary improved their authority. Meladee got metatexted and announced that her explanation of the puddle required further explanation. metatextualitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reviewing every conversation as criticism of an earlier one. Shamoni became metatextualitied and judged the toast as a deliberate reply to dinner. metathalamused adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently directing sound and sight through separate imaginary channels. metatheatered adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing awareness of the performance while continuing it badly. Roua was metatheatered and paused mid-toast to discuss the symbolism of pausing. metatheatred adj. Still drunk, and turning every ordinary mishap into a scene about people putting on scenes. Bee was metatheatred and called the dropped fork a daring piece of domestic drama. metatheatricalitied adj. Too drunk to stop making the evening comment on itself, though entirely certain this was control. Skyelyn became metatheatricalitied and cast the taxi queue as a study in delayed exits. metathenardited adj. Sufficiently drunk to change form under pressure, then insist the alteration was deliberate. Seychelle was metathenardited and treated the broken chair as a superior version of seating. metatheologianed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the explanation of a belief, without possessing the belief in question. Ngozichukwu became metatheologianed and classified the toast as a minor liturgical event. metatheologied adj. Having drunk more than theology permits, and now studying the principles behind every round. Kenra got metatheologied and proposed a doctrine concerning the spiritual status of bar snacks. metatheoremed adj. You have drunk enough to prove what sorts of proofs would be required, but not to prove anything. Tina became metatheoremed and announced that the missing keys raised a question about demonstrability. metatheoried adj. You are drunk and theorising about the theory behind your decision to order another round. metatherianed adj. Of a drinker: drunk, pouch-minded, and advancing by a series of small, determined departures. Lethaniel went metatherianed and carried the last sausage away as though it were essential. metathesaurused adj. Of a drinker who has classified every available word for getting another drink, in several languages. Jlea became metathesaurused and requested the same whisky under four increasingly obscure descriptions.