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Marined adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is approached as an organised operation. Vikkie was Marined and arranged the chairs before addressing the spilled drink. Marinered adj. Drunk on the strength of a team that has not, in fact, won anything tonight. Izrael was Marinered and celebrated a routine drinks order as a late victory. Marinided adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the conversation through ornament rather than substance. Liyah was Marinided and gave the taxi arrangements an unnecessarily elaborate preamble. Marinismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making each ordinary remark ornate enough to require footnotes. Rege was Marinismed and asked for the bill in an elaborate little speech. Marinisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and composing elaborate remarks where a nod would suffice. Zadee was Marinisted and turned the farewell into a short verse drama. Mario Andrettied adj. Too drunk to walk in a straight line without treating the route as a racing line. Trequan was Mario Andrettied and took the corner by the umbrella stand too quickly. Marioed (/ˈmaɹiəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to drive fast or recklessly, despite having no vehicle. Jaishon was Marioed and accelerated towards the buffet as though qualifying. Mariolatried adj. Emboldened by drink to address every statue as a personal confidante. Demarkis got Mariolatried and confided the evening's difficulties to a plaster figure. Mariologied adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation returns to one particular mother. Junaina became Mariologied and brought the subject back to Mary between every course. Mariologisted adj. Drunk and delivering unsolicited lectures on a particular mother. Jonluke got Mariologisted and held forth beside the cloakroom for twenty minutes. Mariotte bottled adj. Drunk enough to pour at a constant rate, regardless of who is asking for another. Avenell got Mariotte bottled and filled every glass with unwavering precision. Mariotte's bottled adj. Drunk past the point of varying speed, whether walking, pouring, or descending stairs. Lilyonna was Mariotte's bottled, proceeding down the staircase at one unalterable pace. Mariposaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with each movement briefly becoming its own event. Mellie was Mariposaed and negotiated the staircase one independent limb at a time. Mariposanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every straight route acquire a gentle curve. Jymir became Mariposanned and arrived at the door by way of every available wall. Maristed (/ˈmaɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor difficulty is met by solemn devotion. Hoai got Maristed and blessed the broken shoelace before attempting the stairs. Maritimered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest handrail seem a necessary navigational instrument. Izla became Maritimered and used the banister to chart a careful course downstairs.