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metathesiophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who fears any change to the evening, including the arrival of the bill. metathesised (/məˈtæ.θə.sɪsd/) adj. A drinker who swaps sounds and syllables with such confidence that correction becomes impolite. Sarena was metathesised and ordered a plate of chips as though addressing a foreign embassy. metathinkinged adj. A drinker so far gone that thoughts about thinking have displaced the thinking itself. metathoraxed adj. The state of being drunk and navigating backwards, with the confidence of a winged insect. metathoughted adj. The condition of a drinker who analyses the thought behind each decision, particularly the poor ones. Jamiir became metathoughted and explained the reasoning behind buying an unnecessary umbrella. metatibiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who advances on the rear sections of the legs and commits to every turn. Sarah-jayne was metatibiaed and reached the exit by a series of emphatic sideways steps. metatiled adj. Reduced by drink to a larger composite piece, covering several conversational gaps at once. metatimed (/ˌmɛtəˈtaɪmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every minute as evidence for a theory about time itself. Autum became metatimed and challenged the clock over the exact moment the round began. metatitanic acided adj. Loosened by drink into a corrosive liquid state, dissolving firm plans on contact. metatonied adj. Emboldened by drink to move the emphasis of every sentence, especially when correcting strangers. Lenardo became metatonied and relocated the stress in the landlord's name repeatedly. metatooled adj. Having drunk enough to make a tool for opening the cupboard, then mislay the original. metatorbernited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely contain, and slowly drying out on the sofa. Erby was metatorbernited, radiating warmth beneath a blanket beside the untouched water. metatranscripted adj. You have drunk enough to repeat the entire kitchen conversation in a different order. Cobe became metatranscripted and retold the argument while looking for the fridge light. metatranscriptioned adj. Loosened by drink into a transcript assembled from several conversations at once. Jahzon became metatranscriptioned and attributed Jacqeline's remarks to the landlord. metatranscriptomed adj. You are drunk and speaking simultaneously for everyone in the household. metatranscriptomicsed adj. Of a drinker: correlating every household conversation, however unrelated, with the last round. Yejide got metatranscriptomicsed and linked the dishwasher's noise to an argument from the pub.