metatrochantered
metavanuralited

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metatrochantered adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating the legs of the furniture as a second skeleton. Brendella became metatrochantered and navigated the sitting room by leaning on every chair. metatroped adj. Describing a drinker who turns every household mishap into a recurring story about household mishaps.
metatuffed adj. A drinker who has become part of the sofa's upholstery and shows no wish to separate. metatungstated adj. A drinker so far gone that several separate reasons for staying on the sofa have fused. metatungstic acided adj. The state of being drunk and known only through the empty glasses left nearby. Keisi was metatungstic acided, known only through the empty glasses left nearby. metatyped adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified the sofa as the definitive example of sitting. metatypied adj. The drunkenness of one who has changed conversational shape to accommodate whoever is nearest. Deontavious was metatypied, adopting the vocabulary of whoever entered the kitchen. metatyuyamunited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral-like domestic presence, pale, fixed and requiring water. Denayah was metatyuyamunited on the sofa, answering only when offered a fresh glass. metaunderstandinged adj. Softened by drink into an understanding of why nobody understands the request for water. Rasheema was metaunderstandinged and patiently explained the misunderstanding about the water jug. metauniversed adj. Sharpened by drink into a universe of household universes, each centred on a different cushion. metavalued adj. Loosened by drink into measuring the household by one private standard: proximity to water. Jaeson metavalued the household by its distance from water, choosing the flat nearest the canal. metavanadated adj. Emboldened by drink to join several unrelated household tasks into one continuous undertaking. Emilios became metavanadated and carried laundry, plates and a cushion towards the same destination. metavanadic acided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a glass crosses the room without spilling. Essia was metavanadic acided, taking several minutes to reach the kitchen and return. metavandendriesscheited adj. Drunk and settled into a heavy domestic silence beneath the weight of the evening. metavanmeersscheited adj. Drunk to the point where the pale kitchen light appears worth preserving indefinitely. Deziraye was metavanmeersscheited and sat beneath the fridge light as though it were daylight.
metavanuralited adj. Drunk enough to regard a lemon-coloured mineral, or anything lemon-coloured, as a suitable pillow. Anea became metavanuralited and rested her head against the yellow cushion.