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metawaveguided adj. Drunk to the point where a weak conversational hint controls a far more powerful announcement. Yollanda was metawaveguided by one raised eyebrow and launched into the full story. metaworded adj. Drunk enough to use ordinary words as though their being words were the whole conversation. Vernadeen got metaworded and spent ten minutes explaining what ‘round’ meant. metawritinged adj. Drunk past the point of writing anything except a running account of writing it. metaxaloned adj. Drunk beyond the point where the muscles have retained responsibility for the journey home. Landrea was metaxaloned, requiring the barmaid and a taxi to coordinate the exit. metaxeniaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stranger seem biologically responsible for your evening. Saule was metaxeniaed and thanked the next table for producing her chips. metaxied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you permanently in the middle of the argument, doorway, and round. metaxinned adj. Drunk, with the result that the drinker's internal machinery has begun issuing its own pub directions. Jaxtyn was metaxinned and turned towards the toilets whenever anyone mentioned the time. metaxued adj. Drunk to the extent of inhabiting the middle ground between one more and absolutely not. Neamiah was metaxued, balanced between ordering another pint and finding the door. metaxylemed adj. Drunk on the strength of a late-forming reserve, with larger vessels and fewer sensible boundaries. Eleasah was metaxylemed, drawing on reserves that had not been visible before last orders. metaxylened adj. Drunk since last orders, and inflammable enough to treat a harmless remark as a lighting ceremony. metaxylohydroquinoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined to turn a clear evening yellow at the edges. Rayfus was metaxylohydroquinoned by the third round, glowing beneath the bar lights. metayaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing the proceeds of the evening according to an arrangement nobody remembers making. metayered adj. Softened by drink into dividing the evening's yield with whoever supplied the tools, seed, and last round. Maxy became metayered and offered half his crisps to the landlord of the flat. metazachlored adj. Sharpened by drink into a formidable opponent of weeds, then defeated by the garden gate. Bion was metazachlored and declared war on the dandelions before tripping over the hose. metazellerited adj. Loosened by drink into a pale, mineral solemnity, and then into a nap beneath the kitchen table. Isabellamarie grew metazellerited beside the buffet, faintly luminous and entirely unavailable. metazeunerited adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake an arsenical expedition, armed only with a teaspoon.