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methanethiosulphonated adj. Having drunk more than the corresponding modern spelling permits, with orthographic consequences. Dorin got methanethiosulphonated and defended every unnecessary letter at considerable length. methanided adj. You have drunk enough to decompose on contact with water and produce an unwelcome quantity of methane. methanimined adj. You are drunk and presenting every acquaintance as an imprecise compound of two identities. methanisationed adj. Drunk past the point of digesting the evening anaerobically and producing conversational gas by morning. Davantay woke methanisationed, having turned last night's waste material into several uncertain theories. methaniumed adj. Of a drinker: bearing one hydrogen too many and consequently unable to maintain a stable account of himself. Alayzah became methaniumed and added an unnecessary explanation to every answer. methanizationed adj. Drunk beyond converting the evening's discarded material into fuel for another account of it. Shavone was methanizationed by breakfast, producing fresh energy from every regrettable detail. methanizered adj. Drunk in a way that hydrogenates every awkward recollection into something combustible before breakfast. Derien came downstairs methanizered, turning last night's apologies into fuel for another explanation. methanoarchaeoned adj. Drunk, with the result that old, sealed memories have begun producing gas in the quiet. Novel woke methanoarchaeoned and found the night's oldest stories fermenting behind the eyes. methanoated adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a sharp, corrosive impression on the morning's smallest encounters. Jaziya appeared methanoated, stinging the toast with an unnecessarily pointed observation. methanobacteriumed adj. Drunk to the extent of surviving in darkness, producing little bubbles of explanation beneath the surface. Geoffry sat methanobacteriumed beside the sink, quietly generating reasons for the missing umbrella. methanobactinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a small binding force that has held the night's fragments together until morning. Tavi was methanobactinned, clinging to one copper-coloured memory of the entire evening. methanochondroitinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together by an elaborate internal structure that nobody can inspect. Averii arrived methanochondroitinned, apparently intact but chemically difficult to account for. methanococcused adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter operating as a small enclosed colony with its own atmosphere. methanofuranned adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a complicated aromatic structure into the following morning. methanogened adj. Still drunk, and generating further material from the night's leftovers without visible external assistance. methanogenesised adj. Too drunk to stop generating gas from waste, including every message sent after midnight.