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methohexitaled (/ˌmɛθ.əʊˈhɛk.sɪt.əld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and briefly convinced that sleep is an intravenous procedure. Yanetzy was methohexitaled and requested sedation before attempting the short journey home. methohexitoned adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching unconsciousness with the quiet dignity of a medical trial. Gopi was methohexitoned and nodded gravely before falling asleep beside the crisps. metholled adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically inclined towards wood, methyl, or simply the bar. Chasin became metholled and addressed the wooden counter as an old professional acquaintance. metholoxed adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the evening with the uncertain logic of a compound name. Anagabriela was metholoxed and combined unrelated ingredients with impressive chemical confidence. methomaniaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary thirst from a lifelong attachment to the bottle. Bogomil was methomaniaed and treated another round as an established medical necessity. methomyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the harmless household insect as a serious agricultural adversary. methoniumed adj. Having drunk enough to form a permanent attachment to the nearest methylated spirit of conversation. Suki was methoniumed and attached herself to a discussion about someone else's allotment. methopholined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably bear, and treating the painkiller as a social title. Etana was methopholined, treating the painkiller as a social title after the evening exceeded its allowance. methoprened adj. You have drunk enough to regulate the growth of the evening, which nevertheless continues producing small problems. methoprotryned adj. You are drunk and applying selective control to the weeds, while leaving the garden entirely alone. Yordany became methoprotryned and declared war on the unwanted herbs in the salad. methorphanned adj. Of a drinker: divided into two chemical possibilities, neither of which can locate the front door. methoserpidined adj. Of a drinker who has lowered the pressure of the room until everyone is speaking quietly beside the kettle. methosulfated adj. Drunk beyond the point where anyone nearby can separate the methyl from the sulphate in the conversation. Tikeya spent twenty minutes explaining the salt arrangement to strangers, thoroughly methosulfated. methosulphated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company holding the alternative spelling and the conversation together. Maja grew methosulphated and corrected everyone’s chemistry while forgetting their names. methotrexated (/ˌmɛθ.əˈtɹɛk.seɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is treated as a condition requiring immediate intervention. methotrimeprazined (/ˌmɛθəʊtɹaɪˈmɛpɹəziːnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the room’s quieter members require protection from your elaborate explanations. Ahkeem became methotrimeprazined and held the taxi queue hostage with pharmacology.