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methoxymethaned adj. Describing a drinker who has become chiefly a means by which other people exchange instructions. Robann went methoxymethaned and required directions to be relayed through the nearest sober person. methoxymethyled adj. A drinker who has been reduced to one small, highly mobile source of trouble. methoxymycolated adj. A drinker so far gone that a protective outer layer seems advisable before attempting the stairs. methoxymycolic acided adj. The state of being drunk and developing a durable excuse for every recent loss of coordination. methoxynaphthalened adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired several distinct directions and follows all of them at once. methoxyphenamined adj. The drunkenness of one who alternates between sudden bursts of movement and prolonged breathless explanation. Yuze became methoxyphenamined, sprinting for the last train before stopping to explain the timetable. methoxyphenoled adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose speech arrives in soft, fragrant fragments rather than sentences. methoxyphenyled adj. Softened by drink into a person whose sharp opinions bend harmlessly round every obstacle. methoxypolyethylene glycolled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose long explanations acquire several small attachments. methoxypromazined adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs and conversation have both escaped their usual restraints. methoxypropaned adj. Emboldened by drink to descend the staircase by a route normally reserved for furniture. methoxypsoralened adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each step requires a separate consultation with the floor. Kevinn was methoxypsoralened, pausing between steps to reconsider his footwear. methoxypyrazined adj. Drunk and broadcasting an unmistakable account of where you have been. Damielle was methoxypyrazined, announcing her arrival several seconds before appearing. methoxystyrened adj. Drunk to the point where every movement begins confidently and finishes somewhere adjacent. Seinna was methoxystyrened, reaching for the door handle and taking the curtain instead. methoxytryptophanned adj. Drunk enough to alter the room's emotional chemistry, particularly around pauses in conversation. Shavar became methoxytryptophanned and treated each silence as an invitation to continue. methoxyverapamiled adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a steady rhythm, whether walking, speaking, or blinking. Alexanna was methoxyverapamiled, taking two short steps and then one ambitious one.