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methyl formated adj. Drunk in a way that turns every departure into a formal occasion requiring several farewells. methyl hydrated adj. Drunk, with the result that water is ordered ceremonially but left untouched beside the final pint. Kriste became methyl hydrated in theory, ordering water before accepting another round. methyl hydroxided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the coat rack appear the most reliable route out. methyl iodided adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a visible escort from last orders to the nearest transport. Cruse was methyl iodided and assigned Lanor to guide him towards the station. methyl isobutyl ketoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home by whatever route has not yet rejected you. Geovana was methyl isobutyl ketoned, taking the night bus in the opposite direction with confidence. methyl jasmonated adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a defensive instinct whenever anyone mentions going home. Autumn-lily became methyl jasmonated when the third round was followed by talk of taxis. methyl mercaptanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and detectable in the taxi queue before becoming visible. methyl mercuried adj. Sufficiently drunk to accumulate quietly, and to remain a concern long after the evening has ended. methyl methacrylated adj. Still drunk, and setting hard around the last conversation long after everyone else has gone home. Machala remained methyl methacrylated outside the pub, continuing an argument with a bollard. methyl methyacrylated adj. Emboldened by drink to make transparent, hard-wearing decisions of considerable polymeric permanence. Hyza got methyl methyacrylated and promised to laminate the family arrangements. methyl oranged adj. Slowed by drink to distinguish acidity from alkalinity only after an unnecessarily formal titration. methyl para-hydroxybenzoated adj. Softened by drink into a courteous preservative, incapable of allowing any discussion to expire. Millianna grew methyl para-hydroxybenzoated and kept the farewell circulating for another hour. methyl paraoxonned adj. Drunk and distributing small, damaging interventions among the company with bureaucratic precision. Druey got methyl paraoxonned and began administering corrections across the table. methyl salicylated adj. Drunk enough to smell medicinally of wintergreen while insisting that this constitutes a remedy. Zachiary got methyl salicylated and recommended the pub as a treatment for itself. methyl t-butyl ethered adj. Drunk past the point of knocking sense into the evening, while adding oxygen to every exchange. Anannya grew methyl t-butyl ethered and raised the conversational octane without improving combustion. methyl tert-butyl ethered adj. Drunk in a way that raises the octane of the conversation and lowers its resistance to ignition.