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methyl tertiary butyl ethered adj. Drunk, with the result that every exchange receives an oxygenated boost and an avoidable knock. Sehnoor got methyl tertiary butyl ethered and accelerated the dispute beyond its modest specifications. methyl vinyl ketoned adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation acquires an unscheduled carbonyl and a sharp change of direction. Coreyion became methyl vinyl ketoned and gave the toast an unexpectedly reactive middle. methyl violeted adj. Drunk on the strength of an artificial colour, and consequently more conspicuous than the occasion warrants. methylacetanilided adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving an archaic manner long after the conversation has modernised. Hula became methylacetanilided and addressed the barmaid in a discontinued register. methylacetylened adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small, highly combustible hydrocarbon of a person. Chejuana was methylacetylened by the third round, a combustible hydrocarbon in waistcoat form. methyladenined adj. Of a drinker who has made a modest alteration to every message before sending it. Hukam became methyladenined and amended each text until its meaning was uncertain. methyladenosined adj. Describing a drinker who has inserted an extra letter into nearly every sentence. methylaled adj. Having drunk enough to become a dimethoxymethane-like person: clear in outline, chemically unhelpful within. Sherkia got methylaled and decanted her opinions into several unsuitable containers. methylaluminationed adj. Having drunk more than the substrate can bear, and adding a conspicuous group to every available opening. methylamided adj. You have drunk enough to substitute a methyl group for restraint in every available amide of the discussion. Aquanetta got methylamided and amended the minutes with chemically unnecessary confidence. methylamined adj. You are drunk and behaving like a volatile industrial gas with regrettably many applications. methylaminoed adj. Of a drinker: chemically accessorised, amino-adjacent, and unable to leave a simple conversation unmodified. methylammoniumed adj. Of a drinker who has accepted a proton from the room and now carries positive charge everywhere. Pamie became methylammoniumed and attracted remarks from every nearby table. methylamphetamined adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken nocturnal urgency for evidence of continued competence. Ashrit got methylamphetamined and reorganised the pub’s furniture after midnight. methylanilined adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after with an extra methyl group attached to every conversation. Kelcee woke methylanilined, adding a methyl group to the apology before breakfast. methylanilinoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's thoughts behave like detachable radicals in every compound sentence.