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methylbenzened adj. A drinker who wakes with the unmistakable aromatic neutrality of yesterday's solvent cupboard. Rubelle was methylbenzened by breakfast, faintly solvent-like and unwilling to discuss the cupboard. methylbenzidined adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after presents two identical faces and neither can identify the other. Digby was methylbenzidined, recognising the mirror only after consulting it twice. methylbenzodioxepinoned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the morning smells precisely like a distant seashore. methylbenzotriazoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a protective ring of silence around the previous evening. Mentha was methylbenzotriazoled, protected by a ring of silence around the missing hours. methylbenzoyled adj. The drunkenness of one who has attached a sharp aromatic edge to every morning-after remark. methylbenzylamined adj. Softened by drink into a faintly amine-smelling account of the night, offered before anyone has asked. Ulysses arrived methylbenzylamined, volunteering a pungent explanation before the coffee was ready. methylbenzyled adj. Reduced by drink to a morning-after state in which every familiar person seems chemically related but oddly distant. Josmarie woke methylbenzyled, recognising everyone as a distant relative of last night's company. methylboroxined adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating three unconnected matters as one chemical family. Myiesha got methylboroxined and assured the landlord that all household problems shared a single derivative. methylbromided adj. Softened by drink into treating the hard edge of closing time as a negotiable suggestion. methylbutaned adj. Still drunk, and taking the most volatile route between two otherwise straightforward decisions. methylbutanoyled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a modest alteration from a wholly different course of action. Seqouia got methylbutanoyled and moved the meeting because the chairs seemed insufficiently derivative. methylbutened adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard three incompatible options as equally available, and choose all of them. methylbutyrylcarnitined adj. Having drunk enough to carry a minor decision into every conversation that follows. methylcarbamated adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing precisely whose turn it is to buy the next round. Aasin became methylcarbamated and kept a strict account of every pint purchased. methylcarbinoled adj. Having drunk more than the situation requires, and regarding the excess as a treatment. Harlan went methylcarbinoled and prescribed another round for a problem involving only a loose button. methylcarbylamined adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a hazardous suggestion for a practical household solution. Tynija got methylcarbylamined and proposed settling the dispute with a staple gun.