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methyleugenoled adj. Having drunk enough to become fragrant with confidence and propagate opinions into every corner of the bar. methylfluorenyled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a radical proceeding cautiously through a ring system, then sitting down. methylglucamined adj. Drunk and mistaking the evening's final cordial for a recognised medicinal compound. methylglucosed adj. Drunk to the point where a highly structured sugar gives way to the humble biscuit tin. Jaddiel became methylglucosed and delivered a lecture on carbohydrates before eating three biscuits. methylglutaconic acided adj. Drunk enough to acquire a complicated carbon framework, then collapse beside the fruit bowl. Halil grew methylglutaconic acided and explained his molecular arrangement from the carpet. methylglutaric acided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing two possible molecular branches, either of which ends at the lavatory. methylglyoxalased adj. Drunk to a degree that breaks down the evening's remaining dignity into small, manageable apologies. Hazlee became methylglyoxalased and hydrolysed the conversation into repeated apologies. methylglyoxaled adj. Drunk, with the result that an elegant carbonyl arrangement becomes a solemn request for chips. methylguanidinased adj. Drunk to the extent of converting a complicated reaction into methylamine, urea, and a kebab. methylguanined adj. Drunk on the strength of a modified purine, and convinced the pub quiz is a genetic event. Katilyn was methylguanined and answered every quiz question as though it concerned heredity. methylguanosined adj. Drunk since last orders, and still adding a cap to every conversation before sending it nowhere. Kunio was methylguanosined and capped each sentence before losing the conversation entirely. methylhexanamined adj. Drunk by the third round, and breathing with the confidence of a nasal decongestant near a blocked doorway. Juandalynn became methylhexanamined and claimed the draught beneath the door had restored her airways. methylhexaneamined adj. Drunk by closing time, and constricting every avenue of escape except the one leading to breakfast. Atlas was methylhexaneamined and narrowed his options to the taxi rank or a bacon sandwich. methylhistamined adj. Still drunk, and responding to every harmless remark as though it were an inflammatory mediator. Emilyna was methylhistamined and reacted to the barmaid's smile with ceremonial urgency. methylhistidined adj. Too drunk to contract the muscles, but perfectly capable of occupying the entire bench. Rifky was methylhistidined and could no longer contract his legs beneath the table. methylhydrazined adj. Sufficiently drunk to add a methyl group to every remark, producing an increasingly substituted conversation. Arthuree was methylhydrazined and appended a further qualification to every sentence.