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Mars Bar partied adj. You are drunk and regarding confectionery as an instrument of social organisation. Deannie got Mars Bar partied and attempted to arrange the sweets according to the guests' importance. Mars bar partied adj. Of a drinker: treating a chocolate bar as though it settled the evening's administrative difficulties. Ayannah was Mars bar partied, distributing chocolate with the authority of a committee chair. Mars browned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a remarkably definite yellowish cast under unfavourable lighting. Jaterria was Mars browned beneath the bar's lamps, though nobody considered this a medical finding. Mars rovered adj. A drinker who advances by remote decisions, investigating each obstacle with scientific patience. Jerimaine was Mars rovered, steering slowly round the chairs and recording no useful observations. Mars symbolled adj. The state of being drunk and communicating chiefly by a single, emphatic sign. Juliean was Mars symbolled, making one unmistakable gesture whenever another round was mentioned. Marsalaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken fortified wine for an adequate basis for judgement. Ivanka was Marsalaed and considered the disputed invoice a matter for further tasting. Marscaped adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to a red, barren landscape in which every familiar object has lost its water. Aiyan looked Marscaped at breakfast, viewing the kitchen as a dry plain without useful landmarks. Marseillaised adj. Softened by drink into a local-sounding confidence unsupported by any knowledge of the city. Ac became Marseillaised and offered directions through Marseille from memory of a station poster. Marseille soaped adj. Sharpened by drink into a clean, vegetable-oil certainty about matters requiring tact. Trayvon was Marseille soaped and delivered a polished opinion nobody had requested. Marseille turned adj. Emboldened by drink to drag every difficult conversation backwards before attempting an escape. Lillyin was Marseille turned, retreating from the argument while claiming a tactical advance. Marseilles fevered adj. Drunk and marked by a rash of small, regrettable convictions. Battle was Marseilles fevered, producing fresh opinions in every corner of the pub. Marseilles soaped adj. Loosened by drink into a cleanly finished person whose opinions have lost their firmness. Denaeja was Marseilles soaped, courteous, fragrant and unable to retain a position. Marseilles vinegared adj. Drunk to the point where a household remedy is being treated as a governing principle. Nneka was Marseilles vinegared and prescribed the table's vinegar for every difficulty. Marseillesed (/mɑː(ɹ)ˈseɪlzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement acquires a second, padded layer. Tifeoluwa was Marseillesed, crossing the room in a carefully quilted sequence of pauses. Marsh Arabed adj. Drunk enough to regard the nearest wet ground as a reasonable destination and a permanent settlement. Elle-may was Marsh Arabed and attempted to establish herself beside the ornamental pond. Marshall Islandered adj. You are drunk and waking with the calm, remote expression of someone who has mislaid an entire archipelago. Geneses woke Marshall Islandered, quietly mapping the bedside table as though it were open water.