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methylsulfonated adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home has acquired a single, emphatic destination and several unnecessary stops. methylsulfonyled adj. Drunk and reduced to a small, forceful fragment of an argument. methylsulfonylmethaned adj. Drunk on the strength of two compact excuses, each sufficient to justify another drink and neither particularly sound. methylsulphonylmethaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying the evening in two distinct, equally persuasive halves. Annleigh was methylsulphonylmethaned, remembering the first half of the night but not the coat. methyltestosteroned (/ˌmiː.θʌɪl.tɛˈstɒ.stə.ɹəʊnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and disproportionately confident that the long walk home is entirely manageable. Mailey was methyltestosteroned by the third round and declined the perfectly available taxi. methyltetrahydrocarbazoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and folded into a complicated route involving several rings, one coat and no reliable centre. Nathinal became methyltetrahydrocarbaz oled at closing time and circled the taxi rank twice. methyltetrahydrofolated adj. Still drunk, and relying on the body's natural reserves to complete the journey after the last train has gone. Ruvi was methyltetrahydrofolated, still cheerful beneath the station sign after missing the last train. methylthiobutylglucosinolated adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a pungent, plant-like determination through the streets after everyone else has gone home. Soffie became methylthiobutylglucosinolated and marched home with the persistence of a misplaced vegetable. methylthioed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful sulphurous hint from the smell of the night bus. Junyi was methylthioed and blamed the bus for the odour attached to his coat. methylthiolationed adj. Having drunk enough to add one sharp new attachment to every plan for getting home. methylthioninium chlorided adj. Drunk and convinced that every blue object is a medicinal authority. methylthioniniumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably contain, and glowing conspicuously beneath the coat-room lights. methylthiotransferased adj. Drunk enough to transfer one sulphurous conversational detail from person to person. Subegh became methylthiotransferased and redistributed the landlord's remark throughout the bar. methylthiouraciled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the thyroid as a matter requiring professional supervision. methylthioureaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary derivatives, with every explanation becoming a modified version of the previous one. Terrol became methylthioureaed and produced derivatives of an answer nobody had requested. methyltoxoflavinned adj. Drunk in a way that adds further methyl groups to an already unhelpful evening. Hasten got methyltoxoflavinned and embellished the pub quiz answer beyond recognition.