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metipranololed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the morning to a narrow field of vision and several unanswered questions. Dermott was metipranololed, examining the kettle through one eye and declining the other. metiramed adj. Describing a drinker who has treated the morning's mouldering details with undue chemical confidence. Mary-rose was metiramed, inspecting the forgotten sandwich as though it required laboratory clearance. metirosined adj. A drinker who has inhibited the production of morning confidence at its source. metisazoned adj. Drunk to the extent of inhibiting conversation before it can reproduce. metissed (/meɪˈtiːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the whole pub becomes a family gathering, with everyone assigned a shared ancestry. Dolores went metissed and claimed the quiet man by the fruit machine as a distant cousin. metitepined adj. The condition of a drinker who has antagonised every useful receptor before breakfast. Lubos was metitepined, opposing the coffee, the curtains, and every suggestion of movement. metixened adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten which muscles operate the mouth, the hands, and the next stair. Jadarious became metixened and gestured at the glass while speaking to the staircase. metmyoglobinned adj. Reduced by drink to an oxidised, poorly oxygenated version of the person who left the pub. Abiella was metmyoglobinned, breathing carefully and resembling yesterday's self only in outline. metnessed adj. Softened by drink into believing the morning's needs have been met, despite an untouched glass of water. Felicitas was metnessed, declaring the morning’s requirements satisfied beside an untouched glass of water. metobelused adj. Sharpened by drink into marking the end of every account, including those still being given. Orena was metobelused, placing a decisive full stop after each explanation at breakfast. metobromuronned adj. Describing a drinker who suppresses every useful movement while allowing the elbows to continue independently. metochioned adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen as an embassy, with every household matter requiring formal representation. Aulona was metochioned, receiving the kettle as though it carried official news from another room. metoclopramided (/ˌmɛt.əˈkləʊ.pɹə.mʌɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to suppress the evening's nausea, yet confident enough to order another course. metocurined adj. Sufficiently drunk to relax every muscle involved in resisting a confidently poor decision. metodichkaed adj. Having drunk enough to issue approved talking points about an event nobody else remembers occurring. Meeah got metodichkaed and explained precisely how the karaoke incident should be described. metoestrused adj. Reduced by drink to a post-stimulation state in which the body secretes caution only sparingly. Sheida was metoestrused and descended the stairs with diminished enthusiasm.