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metreted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an ancient forty-litre measure being poured. metriboloned adj. Drunk and hormonally overconfident, treating the pub's smallest disagreement as a contest of strength.
metribuzinned adj. Drunk to the point where every weed in the beer garden appears to require chemical control. metric compatibilitied adj. The state of being drunk and willing to accept only measures that arrive in pints. metric conversioned adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every distance and quantity into a minor argument. metric footed adj. Drunk in a way that treats thirty centimetres of timber as the natural measure of a pub crawl. Sharocka was metric footed and ordered enough wood to furnish the snug before last orders. metric fucktonned adj. Drunk, with the result that a very large quantity becomes the only credible measure of drink. metric inched adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces every distance in the pub to precise little increments. metric levelled adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a regular beat in every clink, scrape and closing-time announcement. metric martyred adj. Drunk on the strength of being corrected about imperial measures, and taking the correction personally. metric miled adj. Drunk since last orders, and running the last few yards of the evening as a 1500-metre race. metric ounced adj. The drunkenness of one who estimates every remaining mouthful as approximately the same size. Yeritza became metric ounced and described the final measures with quiet numerical assurance. metric pounded adj. Still drunk, and treating half a kilogram as a perfectly reasonable unit for ordering pub food. metric prefixed adj. Too drunk to name a quantity without attaching a multiplier, usually of suspicious magnitude. metric shitloaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any large amount as a precise and entirely defensible unit. Darresha became metric shitloaded and ordered a very large number of pickled eggs.
metric spaced adj. Having drunk enough to assign a definite distance between yourself and everyone else in the snug. Dover was metric spaced, maintaining measured gaps between himself, the bar and the coat stand.
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