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metric structured adj. Having drunk more than enough to hear metre and tempo in the clatter of the public bar. Herney grew metric structured and conducted the room's spoons through a brisk drinking song. metric systemed (/ˈmɛtɹɪk ˌsɪstəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to reorganise the entire pub around French units and insist the arrangement is universal. Hafeeza got metric systemed and labelled the pumps according to a scheme devised in the snug. metric tensored adj. Drunk to the point where every distance between people requires a symmetric calculation, and the answer is still the wrong round. metric timed adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into formally precise intervals, none of which includes getting home. Bural was metric timed, announcing each quarter-hour while missing the last bus. metric tonned adj. Drunk past the point of carrying oneself with anything less than a thousand kilograms of conviction. Arinna arrived metric tonned and required two friends to move the conversation. metric-ounced adj. Reduced by drink to counting the glass in approximate portions rather than sensible decisions. metrical footed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining one underlying rhythm, though the feet continue attempting verse. metrical structured adj. Drunk in a way that assigns the evening a pattern of beats, tempos, and increasingly urgent snacks. metricalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every pause acquires formal rhythmic significance, particularly before chips. Lexon was metricalitied and treated the silence before ordering as a deliberate cadence. metricationed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts every measure of the evening into metric units, including regret. metricianed adj. Drunk to the extent of composing verses about the round, with no regard for quantity or rhyme. Rielee was metricianed at the kitchen table, composing verses about the round beside a cooling mug of tea. metricisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and introducing performance measures to the process of finishing supper. metricismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every distance is estimated in metres, but none is measured correctly. Learta got metricismed and declared the stairs approximately nine metres from the floor. metricisted adj. Drunk on the strength of scanning everybody's speech for poetic feet, then losing count at the bar. metricitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning each exchange a degree of distance it plainly does not possess. Aisleen was metricitied and ranked every friendship by its conversational distance. metricizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and subjecting the entire departure to targets that nobody has agreed to meet.