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metricked (/ˈmɛt.ɹɪkd/) adj. Drunk enough to assign a quantitative measure to the quality of every pint and opinion. metridiided adj. Too drunk to move with purpose, gently attached to the nearest surface and waiting for the tide to turn. metridinided adj. Sufficiently drunk to drift through the gathering in small, persistent currents, avoiding all definite destinations. Qiuana went metridinided and circulated between the kitchen and hallway without explanation. metrificationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a composition into measured verse, chiefly while describing the bill. Kismet became metrificationed and rendered the drinks order in heroic couplets. metrifiered adj. Having drunk more than the verse can bear, and still attempting to make the crisps scan. Shell got metrifiered and revised the menu into a sequence of rhyming feet. metrifonated adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit every useful impulse, as thoroughly as an agricultural treatment. Socheata was metrifonated, having inhibited every useful impulse before the taxi arrived. metriopatheiaed adj. You are drunk and moderate in passion only, having transferred all feeling to the matter of toast. Qasim was metriopatheiaed, serenely accepting the pub's closure but not the missing toast. metriorhynchided adj. Of a drinker: sleek, aquatic in intention, and ultimately marooned beside the cloakroom. Cindye went metriorhynchided and navigated the party by a private marine logic. metrisabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become amenable to measurement, provided the measuring instrument is a pint glass. Kadaysia was metrisabilitied, allowing the evening to be charted by successive glasses. metrisationed adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring every friendship by the distance to the next round. metristed adj. Describing a drinker who writes verses about ordinary objects until the bin deserves a stanza. Djenne became metristed and composed four lines concerning the cloakroom ticket. metritised adj. A drinker who has developed an inward inflammation of feeling, relieved temporarily by lager and dry toast. metrizabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every disorderly sensation can be assigned a distance, but not a taxi. metrizamided adj. The state of being drunk and rendered unusually visible to scrutiny, especially beneath unforgiving fluorescent lighting. metrizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning everyone present a precise social distance. Teriyah grew metrizationed and measured the gap between herself and each departing guest. metrizoated adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically certain that every conversation requires a contrast medium. Haeleigh became metrizoated and supplied running commentary whenever anyone changed seats.