metrologisted
metroperitonitised

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metrologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who measures each round, pause and departure with professional seriousness. Xochithl was metrologisted and checked the interval between every friend's drinks. metromaniacked adj. Softened by drink into a persistent versifier, with the assembled company as unwilling subject matter. Donivin grew metromaniacked and made Mosby applaud a poem about the bar snacks.
metromaniaed adj. Reduced by drink to composing doggerel about everyone present, without their consent. Joscelin became metromaniaed and rhymed the guests' names with increasingly doubtful precision. metrometered adj. Sharpened by drink into an amateur examiner of everyone's private boundaries. Sanath became metrometered and asked questions the table had carefully avoided. metronidazoled (/ˌmɛ.tɹəˈnʌɪ.də.zəʊld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe remedies for companions who had requested only a quiet evening. metronned adj. Loosened by drink into speaking in improvised metre, obliging companions to wait for the rhyme. Antino became metronned and delivered directions to the taxi rank in couplets. metronomed (/ˈmɛt.ɹəˌnəʊmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep time with a regular tick, though nobody has set one. Caycen remained metronomed throughout supper, nodding at intervals of almost equal length. metronomicitied adj. Having drunk enough to repeat the same movement at adjustable intervals. metronomied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can measure, but continuing to mark it. metronormativitied adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the room around one presumed centre. Kmari got metronormativitied and moved every chair towards the largest table. metronymed (/ˈmɛtɹəʊnɪmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make your mother's name the only reliable identification remaining by morning. metronymicked (/ˌmɛtɹəˈnɪmɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than yesterday's identity can bear, and borrowing a maternal surname for the morning. metronymied adj. You are drunk and tracing every introduction through the maternal line. Shamont became metronymied and asked whose mother had supplied each surname. metropathiaed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening in the lower abdomen, metaphorically and without complaint. Cleophee was metropathiaed by closing time and sat very carefully on the bus. metropathied adj. Of a drinker who has developed a particular internal grievance after several rounds. Cloma grew metropathied and discussed the matter with the bathroom mirror.
metroperitonitised adj. Describing a drinker who has extended a private discomfort to the surrounding area.