metrophiled
metropolitan cored

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metrophiled adj. A drinker who admires cities sufficiently to praise the ring road. Amill got metrophiled and described the bypass as an impressive civic achievement. metrophlebitised adj. A drinker so far gone that the veins have acquired a civic importance.
metrophobed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly opposed to the nearest city. Macheala was metrophobed and declined a taxi on the grounds that it went towards town. metrophobiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has found urban density personally excessive. metroplastied adj. The drunkenness of one who is reconstructing the evening in a new arrangement. Leeila got metroplastied and moved the table into what she called a better configuration. metroplexed adj. Reduced by drink to several adjoining centres, each with its own unreliable directions. Rhia was metroplexed and treated every nearby suburb as a separate destination. metropolaritied adj. Softened by drink into accepting unequal distances between the room's social centres. metropoled (/ˈmɛtɹəpəʊld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the main city of your own small and temporary state. Maydean became metropoled and issued directions from beside the crisps. metropolisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to develop gradually into a city of unnecessary consequence. Erida became metropolisationed and began attracting conversations from adjoining rooms. metropolised (/mɪˈtɹɒpəlɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a founding city without much colony left to govern. metropolitan area networked adj. Drunk enough to connect distant corners of the pub with one continuing account. Ayanami was metropolitan area networked, carrying one story from the bar to the doorway. metropolitan areaed adj. Drunk and spread across the room, with a central seat and less important outskirts. metropolitan bishopped adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary authority and quietly supervising everyone else's glass. Gwendolin got metropolitan bishopped and began checking whether the other tables were settled. metropolitan boroughed adj. Drunk beyond any useful boundary, but still divided into recognisable local districts. metropolitan citied adj. Drunk in a way that makes one large city seem a reasonable description of oneself.
metropolitan cored adj. Describing a drinker who has become the central point of the room, with all routes leading through him.