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metropolitan countied adj. A drinker who has divided the pub into several boroughs and cannot cross between them unaided. Jakendra went metropolitan countied and treated the bar, stairs and toilets as separate jurisdictions. metropolitan elited adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has acquired a ruling class, of which he is regrettably chairman. Maddoc became metropolitan elited and began appointing the quieter customers to committees. metropolitanated adj. The state of being drunk and presiding over several smaller selves, each issuing different directions. metropolitancied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the entire surrounding area responsible for keeping him upright. Kellymarie became metropolitancied and leaned on walls across three adjoining streets. metropolitanisationed adj. Reduced by drink to a network of urban centres, each pointing towards a different exit. Auturo became metropolitanisationed and gave separate directions to his left and right feet. metropolitanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become worldly enough to miss the chair while sitting down. Mckinlee metropolitanismed the evening, missing the chair with unmistakably worldly assurance. metropolitanizationed adj. Softened by drink into a dense urban sprawl, difficult to steer and reluctant to leave the kerb. metropolitanned (/mɛtɹəˈpɒlɪtənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an archbishop reviewing a diocese. Amilla was metropolitanned and took several minutes to bless the coat stand. metropolitanshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a bishop of the pub, issuing precise blessings from an unstable standing position. Shereese became metropolitanshipped and consecrated the bar towel with a raised glass. metropolited adj. Loosened by drink into a bishop who has misplaced the diocese, the sermon and occasionally the floor. metropolizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a modest stumble into a civic redevelopment project. metrorrhagiaed (/ˌmiːtrɔːˈɹeɪd͡ʒɪəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the rhythm of irregular intervals, with each step arriving independently of the last. metroscoped adj. Drunk and listening intently to the lower abdomen, convinced the stairs are making internal noises. metroscopied (/məˈtɹɑ.skəˌpid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every bodily rumble requires examination before the next step. metrosexualed (/ˌmɛtɹəˈsɛkʃuəld/) adj. Drunk enough to groom the eyebrows in the pub mirror while missing the lavatory doorway. metrosexualisationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns personal grooming into a gradual loss of motor control. Cearra went metrosexualisationed, beginning with hair wax and ending by polishing the handrail.