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metulaed adj. Drunk and radiating small, flask-shaped invitations from every branch of the evening. metuloided adj. Drunk to the point where the walls have thickened and no direction of travel seems pointed. metumped adj. Drunk enough to carry the whole journey home by the head, with the shoulders following later. Jawvan was metumped and wore the night's route home across his forehead. metwanded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a measuring rod being carried carefully downstairs. Reshanda was metwanded and required a full minute for the first three steps. metyraponed (/mɪˈtɪ.ɹə.pəʊnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of regulating anything, including the timing of last orders or the journey home. Urban was metyraponed and no longer controlled the evening's descent towards the taxi rank. metyrosined adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's confidence has been chemically discontinued. Letzy was metyrosined, staring at the unopened curtains as though they required authorisation. metzincinned adj. The state of being drunk and cutting through conversation with a precise, zinc-bright interruption. Gala was metzincinned and inserted a perfectly timed objection into every sentence. metzitzaed adj. Drunk in a way that draws every last drop from the evening before permitting anyone to go home. Esneyder became metzitzaed and extracted a final round from an already empty evening. metzizah b'pehed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home is conducted by an increasingly direct oral route. Misel was metzizah b'pehed and discussed the taxi fare at close conversational range. metzographed adj. Of a drinker: colourful in presentation, then suddenly outlined in black-and-white certainty. Edma became metzographed and divided the party into heroes and logistical obstacles. metzoraed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the cloakroom seem an affliction requiring prolonged, public attention. Teyahna was metzoraed and treated the collection of her coat as a visible complaint. meued (/ˈmjuːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and rooted beside the exit like a modest alpine herb. Zachaeus was meued, rooted beside the exit like a modest alpine herb. meum and tuumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and no longer certain which coat, taxi, or companion belongs to whom. Maiha was meum and tuumed, claiming the wrong coat as shared property. meum et tuumed adj. Still drunk, and treating what is mine and what is yours as a matter for the final round. Bransyn remained meum et tuumed, sharing his coat while retaining the taxi. meumed (/ˈmiːəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and aromatic enough to be mistaken for a useful roadside plant. Jaidence was meumed by the third round and advised everyone on the herbaceous route home. meuted (/mjuːtd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, and therefore keeping the coats in a hawk's cage. Meelad was meuted and placed his coat in the hawk cage instead of the cloakroom.