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mewlinged adj. Still drunk, and producing a sound which is neither speech nor silence but expects consideration. Kahmyah remained mewlinged in the taxi, offering the driver a carefully sustained objection. mewnicorned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cat from a horned mythical animal, while insisting the distinction is administrative. Jervon became mewnicorned and sought a suitable stable for the neighbour’s cat. mexamined adj. Having drunk enough to treat sleep and wakefulness as neighbouring neurotransmitters open to negotiation. mexazolamed adj. The condition of a drinker who moves carefully enough to suggest that the floor is medicinally significant. mexed adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify the smallest absent quantity in every conversation, including those not taking place. Hao was mexed and searched the table for the missing number between two perfectly adequate answers. mexenoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening’s surfaces can reflect without further optical complications. mexicanolided adj. You have drunk enough to become botanically expansive, liminoid in manner and difficult to classify at the table. mexiletined (/mɪkˈsʌɪ.lɪt.iːnd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting the heart’s irregularities as though they were a modest technical inconvenience. Zayed was mexiletined and gave the pulse of the disco a considered clinical assessment. mexiprostiled adj. Of a drinker: prostaglandin-like in influence, inducing bodily effects for which nobody requested an analogue. Aubriegh was mexiprostiled and persuaded the entire table to rearrange itself. mexolided adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening’s bitterness and now carries it decoratively. Amberlynne was mexolided, sweetly composed but unmistakably shaped by the night’s sharper notes. mexoticinned adj. Describing a drinker who has become coumarinic in disposition: fragrant, persistent and medically unhelpful. Reaner was mexoticinned and lingered by the doorway with a botanical air of consequence. mexxied adj. A drinker who has mistaken recreational chemistry for a sound basis for conversation. Dynetta was mexxied on the sofa, presenting recreational chemistry as a perfectly sound conversational topic. meyerhofferited adj. A drinker so far gone that calcium, borate and several waters of hydration appear to have settled upon the person. meykhanaed adj. The state of being drunk and improvising unaccompanied verse to a beat supplied by the furniture. Kacey-jade became meykhanaed and composed four improvised couplets about the vending machine. meymacited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become amorphous, yellow-brown and faintly geological in the morning light. Moana was meymacited, reclining in the ochre light with no discernible crystalline intention. meymechited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you heavy, volcanic and resistant to ordinary conversation. Haajar got meymechited and answered every question with a slow, molten shrug.