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Marthaed (/ˈmɑːθəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the humid, dim pace of a miniature greenhouse, awaiting better conditions before sprouting. Minde spent the morning Marthaed, misted by fatigue and unwilling to leave the warm bedroom. Martialed (/ˈmɑːʃəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the smallest disagreement is treated as a campaign requiring a uniform and a map. Ewing became Martialed and arranged the bar stools into a defensive formation. Martialisted adj. Drunk enough to believe the morning has arrived from another planet and requires diplomatic handling. Roxane woke Martialisted, studying the toaster as an extraterrestrial device requiring careful negotiations. Martian blueberried adj. Drunk beyond recognition as a breakfast companion, reduced to a small iron-coloured sphere beneath the duvet. Zanay was Martian blueberried, a rust-coloured presence barely distinguishable among the blankets. Martian packeted adj. Drunk in a way that sends every morning message from an address reserved for nowhere public. Gowri was Martian packeted, replying to breakfast invitations from an address no network could recognise. Martian poetried adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast instructions become obscure verses about distance, dust, and a missing shoe. Yanixan grew Martian poetried, describing the lost teaspoon as a minor red moon. Martian spheruled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small iron-oxide concretion, stranded in the bed's dry red landscape. Malaiyah lay Martian spheruled beneath the covers, a rust-coloured object awaiting geological examination. Martianed (/ˈmɑːʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary gravity, with the morning governed by an unhelpful red planet. Veva was Martianed, drifting towards the bathroom under the stern influence of an unseen planet. Martianessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become a solitary red planet at the far edge of the breakfast table. Geffen was Martianessed, keeping a private orbit around the coffee and declining all terrestrial conversation. Martianismed adj. The condition of a drinker who describes familiar objects as though they had just arrived from another planet. Ijanae got Martianismed and confidently identified the coat stand as a diplomatic envoy. Martiannessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every ordinary decision as an expedition into unknown territory. Lily-mai became Martiannessed and approached the pub toilet as unexplored terrain. Martiied adj. Reduced by drink to accusing everyone nearby of conspiring to remove you from office. Cchristopher went Martiied and demanded an inquiry into who had moved the bar stools. Martin's cemented adj. Softened by drink into treating a minor disagreement as something best fixed permanently. Gillon got Martin's cemented and attempted to settle the seating dispute with industrial certainty. Martin-Albright syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into making small observations with unwarranted anatomical precision. Udona became Martin-Albright syndromed and diagnosed the landlord's posture from across the room. Martin-Bell syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every firm arrangement as negotiable, including the route home. Charvey got Martin-Bell syndromed and renegotiated the taxi fare while already inside it. Martindale methoded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one decision survives repeated handling before giving way. Adharsh was Martindale methoded, reconsidering the same taxi decision until the taxis disappeared.