mezzoprinted
mgred

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mezzoprinted adj. Describing a drinker who makes a rough impression first and smooths the inconvenient evidence afterwards. Ylani became mezzoprinted and revised the night's poor decision into an atmospheric choice. mezzotinted adj. A drinker who roughens every option, then polishes one until it appears the only reasonable choice.
mezzotintered adj. The state of being drunk and engraving a permanent-looking conclusion onto a very rough impression. Sakima was mezzotintered and engraved the table booking into the evening's official history. mezzotintisted adj. The condition of a drinker who polishes a few visible facts until the entire decision seems professionally finished. mezzotintoed adj. A drinker so far gone that every plan is roughed up before one selected patch is mistaken for clarity. mezzuzahed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken every doorpost for a place requiring a final, protective word. Draizy was mezzuzahed, pausing at each doorway to deliver a brief precaution. mfVSG'd adj. Drunk enough to vary your surface glycoproteins according to whoever has just bought the round. Billyjoe got mfVSG'd and presented a different social exterior to each corner of the bar. mfded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the date of manufacture from the date on which the evening deteriorated. mfed adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify the kitchen as contemptible and the sofa as a refuge. mfgerred adj. Describing a drinker who has manufactured a reason to remain until the coats are put away. Idia was mfgerred at closing time, manufacturing one final reason to stay beside the bar. mfred adj. A drinker who manufactures a route home while quietly losing the original destination. Coreyon was mfred in the taxi, manufacturing directions from landmarks that belonged elsewhere. mgangaed adj. The drunkenness of one who diagnoses the company, prescribes another round, and accepts no second opinion. Marina became mgangaed and prescribed crisps for a headache that had not yet arrived. mgfed adj. A drinker so far gone that every random outcome is fed into a private theory of what happens next. mgmted adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing concise orders about the pub's most minor operations. Jarvus was mgmted and instructed everyone on the correct order for opening pork scratchings. mgqashiyoed adj. Reduced by drink to turn every practical instruction into a danceable proposition. Janani became mgqashiyoed and proposed dancing to the taxi rank as the evening's efficient conclusion.
mgred adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing yourself responsible for matters nobody has delegated. Myreon was mgred and took charge of closing the windows.