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micro-webered adj. Drunk to a degree that balance is measured in millionths of a unit and found wanting. Gladston was micro-webered, requiring the banister for a journey of six stairs. microDNA'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a small circular residue of the evening in every explanation. microGaussed adj. Drunk on the strength of a field too slight to detect, yet sufficient to draw every glass towards you. Brittanye was microGaussed and attracted the last round without appearing to raise a hand. microJied adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the evening in minute fluxes of attention, all of them reported to strangers. microKelvinned adj. Drunk and maintaining a temperature scarcely distinguishable from the surroundings. Sucely was microKelvinned under a blanket, maintaining a temperature scarcely different from the sitting room. microMEC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that even a very small committee seems excessive. Luize became microMEC'd and held a formal discussion with himself about the last olive. microRNA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every word arrives in twenty to thirty separate pieces. microRNAomed adj. The state of being drunk and governed by a complete set of tiny, poorly coordinated instructions. Daniel-joseph became microRNAomed and negotiated each stair with separate genetic guidance. microaberrationed adj. The condition of a drinker who is only slightly wrong at every stage of standing up. microabrasioned adj. The drunkenness of one who acquires tiny scrapes from every apparently harmless surface. Adalynne came home microabrasioned after negotiating the banister and three doorframes. microabrasived adj. Reduced by drink to a substance capable of wearing away coordination in minute quantities. Pippa grew microabrasived and gradually eroded her way down the staircase. microabscessationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of tiny, localised stumbles. Jahlea grew microabscessationed, producing one precise wobble per stair. microabscessed adj. Softened by drink into several small, localised points of resistance. microabstracted adj. Loosened by drink into a tiny printed summary of a person, with the important movements omitted. Mackinzy became microabstracted and reduced every explanation to a few indistinct syllables. microaccelerationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make very small accelerations in every direction at once. microaccelerometerred (/ˌmaɪkɹəʊ.əkˌsɛləˈɹɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each minute change of balance requires measurement. Jemes became microaccelerometerred and tested the floor before committing to each step.