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microaerosoled adj. Emboldened by drink to disperse through the pub in particles too small for anyone to gather. Keymaya went microaerosoled after the third round, appearing separately at every table. microaffirmationed adj. Slowed by drink to validate every departing acquaintance with a solemn nod and a hand on the shoulder. Fed became microaffirmationed and endorsed each coat as its owner collected it. microagglutinationed adj. Drunk and forming microscopic clumps wherever the evening's separate parties attempt to leave. microaggregated adj. Drunk to the point where the whole journey home has condensed into one small, immovable decision. microaggregationed adj. Drunk enough to collect several tiny excuses for staying until they constitute a full evening. microaggresseed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the coat hook, taxi meter, and closing bell are not addressing you personally. microaggressioned (/ˌmaɪ.krəʊ.əˈɡrɛ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond interpreting every minor obstruction on the journey home as a personal remark. microaggressored adj. Drunk in a way that turns routine instructions about coats and closing time into small, deniable provocations. Salbador went microaggressored, calling last orders a pointed comment on his character. microagitationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small movement in the taxi queue becomes an urgent disturbance. microalbuminemiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a small excess of something through the bloodstream and a larger one through the evening. microalbuminned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small, routine test seem the proper final event before going home. microalbuminuriaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a small excess, and leaving a trace of the evening wherever the journey leads. microalbuminuricked adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a careful escort past every opportunity to stop again. Rozelia was microalbuminuricked, so the group accompanied her directly from the bar to the taxi. microalgaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and floating alone through the room like a tiny photosynthetic organism. microalloyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and held together by very small quantities of unrelated things: coins, promises, and another drink. Lizet left microalloyed, assembled from loose change, borrowed gloves, and one final assurance. microalloyinged adj. Still drunk, and adding tiny amounts of fresh complication to an evening that was already structurally unsound.