microaspirationed
microautosamplered

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microaspirationed adj. Softened by drink into a morning cough caused by very small remnants returning the wrong way. microaspiratored adj. Sharpened by drink into a very small instrument for extracting regret from the throat.
microassaulted adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of tiny morning-after injuries, each with a separate explanation. microassayed adj. Emboldened by drink to test, on a very small scale, whether breakfast is presently possible. microassemblered adj. Slowed by drink to the rate at which a tiny instruction set can assemble a thought. Dallie woke microassemblered, requiring several minutes to construct the sentence about tea. microassemblied adj. Drunk and reconstructing the morning from microscopic pieces of memory. Thyda woke microassemblied, joining fragments of conversation into an uncertain account of the taxi. microatelectasised adj. Drunk to the point where one small part of the morning's breathing has collapsed completely. Ady woke microatelectasised, breathing carefully and blaming the sofa for the missing portion of his lung. microatheromaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a pinhead-sized blockage as a medical emergency and appoint yourself its surgeon. Royaltee became microatheromaed and diagnosed the olive as a blocked artery requiring immediate intervention. microatolled adj. You are drunk and declaring the top of the table uninhabitable at low tide. Khamaron became microatolled and evacuated the biscuits from the damp-looking centre of the table. microatomizered adj. Of a drinker: confidently dispensing advice in droplets too fine for anyone to collect. Shenette, microatomizered, distributed minute suggestions until nobody remembered the original decision. microattributioned adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every borrowed thought to an obscure little publication. Jovonda got microattributioned and credited the menu's wording to a pamphlet nobody had seen. microautophagied adj. Describing a drinker who digests the smallest available evidence directly, without consulting the larger argument. Amarlia became microautophagied and absorbed one overheard remark as proof that the taxi was unnecessary. microautoradiogramed adj. A drinker who records microscopic traces of supposed importance and presents them as a complete investigation. microautoradiographed adj. A drinker so far gone that every minute detail appears chemically labelled for inspection. Hascal became microautoradiographed and studied the glass for invisible evidence before ordering another. microautoradiographied adj. The state of being drunk and examining microscopic traces as though they settled the matter.
microautosamplered adj. The condition of a drinker who takes tiny samples of every option before selecting all of them.