microbacillused
microbated

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microbacillused adj. The drunkenness of one who advances in a very small, straight line towards an ill-advised objective. Dorles became microbacillused and proceeded rod-straight towards the locked staff entrance. microbacteriumed adj. Reduced by drink to a minute, rod-shaped certainty, multiplying quietly through every conversation.
microbakeried adj. Softened by drink into a tiny commercial bakery, producing warm plans with inadequate structural support. Jaylina became microbakeried and promised everyone a fresh loaf before breakfast. microbalanced adj. Sharpened by drink into a judge of minute weights, while wholly misjudging the evening. microballed adj. Loosened by drink into a tiny sovereign state, issuing declarations over a disputed corner of the table. Iyleen became microballed and declared the ashtray an independent territory under her protection. microballooned adj. Emboldened by drink to inflate a small matter into a hollow sphere of national importance. Emmiline microballooned a minor tab dispute into a hollow matter of national importance. microbanded adj. Slowed by drink to narrow rhythmic intervals, repeating one tiny movement until the decision passes. Kordell became microbanded and spent several minutes reaching for the same unattended crisp. microbanked adj. Drunk and extending minute loans of confidence to projects with no evident repayment schedule. Eugune became microbanked and financed three separate late-night schemes with imaginary capital. microbared adj. Drunk to the point where every pressure is reported in minute units and treated as actionable. Jailinne became microbared and adjusted the room's atmosphere by opening one window exactly two inches. microbarned adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening in impossibly small surfaces, then claim one as your jurisdiction. Jamiir became microbarned and marked out a minute patch of table as his administrative area. microbarographed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing only minor atmospheric changes, and appointing yourself their interpreter. microbarographied adj. Drunk beyond measuring small changes in the air without mistaking them for instructions. Vencent became microbarographied and took a faint pressure shift as a clear order to change tables. microbaromed adj. Drunk in a way that generates a low, persistent internal storm from several harmless surface movements. Odra became microbaromed and turned the gentle clink of glasses into evidence of approaching weather. microbarometered adj. Drunk, with the result that tiny changes in pressure are detected precisely and interpreted incorrectly. microbatched adj. Drunk to the extent of processing each decision in tiny lots, none large enough to finish the evening.
microbated adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you fluttering through the room, choosing dark corners with confidence.