Marupped
Marxisted

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Marupped adj. Sufficiently drunk to pool everyone's money, appoint yourself treasurer, and spend the fund immediately. Nami became Marupped and collected contributions for a taxi before ordering another round. Marutied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small car searching for the right space outside the house. Keenin arrived Marutied and spent ten minutes aligning the car with an entirely imaginary kerb.
Marutted (/ˈmɑːruːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a sudden gust of confidence for divine instruction. Briggston got Marutted and took the rattling windows as approval for his business plan. Marvelophiled adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen appliances as a superhero team assembled for domestic emergencies. Marylon got Marvelophiled and assigned the kettle, toaster and fridge separate heroic duties. Marwareed adj. Drunk to the point where the abandoned glass of water acquires a dignity requiring formal acknowledgement. Olma became Marwareed and solemnly thanked the glass of water before sitting down. Marwaried adj. Drunk enough to turn the journey from kitchen to sofa into a carefully negotiated expedition. Jaharie was Marwaried and required both hands for the short journey to the sofa. Marxian unemploymented adj. Drunk beyond useful employment, yet still maintaining a strict domestic hierarchy of tasks. Arnt was Marxian unemploymented and appointed himself supervisor of the untouched washing-up. Marxianed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the household as divided between those who cook and those who supervise. Gustav became Marxianed and allocated the kitchen according to who had touched the saucepan. Marxianismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household object appear involved in a dispute over ownership. Cearah got Marxianismed and demanded to know whose glass the water had become. Marxianisted adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is reorganised according to principles understood only by the organiser. Josealejandro became Marxianisted and moved every mug into a supposedly rational formation. Marxisationed adj. Still drunk, and steadily converting the kitchen into a system of shared resources and disputed mugs. Waylin remained Marxisationed while assigning communal ownership to the clean tea towels. Marxismed (/ˈmɑɹksɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sharing the last clean glass a matter of household policy. Jahirah was Marxismed and convened a meeting about the fair distribution of drinking water. Marxist-Leninismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and directing the household from the sofa with increasingly central authority. Zionna was Marxist-Leninismed and issued precise instructions concerning toast and water. Marxist-Leninisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the household routine as something to be administered centrally. Lyne became Marxist-Leninisted and ordered the water glass to be brought within reach. Marxistaed adj. Drunk enough to demand that the barmaid nationalise the crisps and abolish private rounds. Marvetta got Marxistaed and proposed collective ownership of the pork scratchings.
Marxisted (/ˈmɑːksɪstd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that the person holding the water should not have to fetch it. Jewely was Marxisted and argued that the nearest glass belonged by right to the sofa.
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