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microbicidaled adj. Drunk on the strength of a household substance presumed capable of ending every small nuisance. Kallis was microbicidaled and recommended disinfectant for the crumbs on the kitchen worktop. microbicided adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly eliminating every snack within reach. microbikinied adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed for considerably less domestic activity than the evening now requires. Vakesha was microbikinied on the sofa, wrapped in a blanket and asking whether breakfast was imminent. microbiocenosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a complete interacting habitat for contradictory opinions. Taissa was microbiocenosised, supporting several incompatible views near the fruit machine. microbiochemisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct elaborate kitchen experiments with water, ice, and one unnecessary spoon. microbiocided adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen as a hostile environment requiring sterilisation. microbiocoenosised adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, where cups, crumbs, blankets, and bodily warmth form a settled community. Alphonza was microbiocoenosised beside the coffee table, with water and toast within easy reach. microbiodiversitied adj. Emboldened by drink to find distinct tiny life-forms in every doubtful mark on the bar. microbioed adj. Drunk past the point of treating every small living thing as a participant in the evening. Moustapha got microbioed and proposed a toast to the yeast in the lager. microbioerodered adj. Slowed by drink to nibble away at the conversation in particles too small to notice. microbioerosioned adj. Drunk and wearing away at every conversation by means too minute for anyone to challenge. Sumana became microbioerosioned and quietly dissolved the edge of the barmaid’s patience. microbiogeologisted adj. Drunk to the point where the carbonate on the pump handles is being read as a geological record. Jonica got microbiogeologisted and dated the lime scale behind the optics. microbiologied (/ˌmʌɪkrə(ʊ)bʌɪˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, with every effect of the evening attributed to unseen small life. Beaman got microbiologied and blamed the crisps’ behaviour on an active culture. microbiologisted adj. Drunk enough to classify every spillage, smear and fermenting snack as living evidence. microbiomarkered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a recognisable biological signature on every surface visited. Ziar came back microbiomarkered, carrying the unmistakable evidence of the snug. microbiomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub’s invisible inhabitants seem to have acquired a personal history.