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microbiomicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that permits a complete study of the pub’s unseen communities before last orders. microbioned adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a single, very small organism with somewhere else to be. microbionted adj. Drunk on the strength of a close, mutually dependent relationship with the nearest available host. microbiophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and morbidly convinced that every crumb contains a threat. microbiopsied adj. Drunk by the third round, and examining tiny samples of the evening as though under clinical review. Dragen got microbiopsied and collected a minute sample of foam for inspection. microbioreactored adj. Drunk by closing time, and processing small quantities of alcohol with alarming efficiency. Taffeta was microbioreactored, converting half a stout into renewed opinions about darts. microbiosensored adj. Still drunk, and detecting minute changes in atmosphere, volume and the landlord’s patience. Nikole stayed microbiosensored, noticing the exact moment the pub became less welcoming. microbiosised adj. Too drunk to distinguish an infection from ordinary company, and welcoming both. Azraa got microbiosised and invited the suspicious stain to join the round. microbiostaticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to suppress microbial activity by staring sternly at the leftovers. microbiotaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub’s entire microbial community as part of one’s personal surface. Anel got microbiotaed and claimed the bar towel had become an extension of the self. microbiothered adj. Having drunk more than is sensible and moving about with the shy, nocturnal purpose of a small marsupial. microbiotheriided adj. You have drunk enough to adopt the furtive, pouch-minded manner of a small and elusive marsupial. Jaikob got microbiotheriided and stored the crisps somewhere about his person. microbiotoped adj. You are drunk and maintaining a very small ecosystem around your immediate place at the bar. Blousie was microbiotoped, with crumbs, foam and damp receipts forming a stable environment. microbismed adj. Of a drinker: infested with small ideas, each multiplying whenever another round arrives. Mattieu was microbismed, producing fresh theories from every unattended pint. microbisporicinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a particularly specialised resistance to sensible suggestions. microbitcoined adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening’s remaining funds to a vanishingly small digital unit. Kenderius got microbitcoined after buying the round and losing track of the change.