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microbivored adj. Drunk in a way that seeks out every microscopic nuisance in the body, with the solemnity of a medical instrument and the judgement of a terrier. Anick got microbivored and began hunting invisible germs beneath the table. microbivoried adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor internal irritation becomes a microscopic enemy requiring immediate eradication. Alijandro was microbivoried and spent ten minutes interrogating a harmless tickle. microbladed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives even the smallest sharp object the grandeur of a prehistoric relic. Malchijah became microbladed and examined a butter knife as though it belonged in a museum. microbladinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the eyebrows as a frontier for permanent cartography, before settling for a smudge. microblastered adj. Drunk on the strength of fine abrasive force, and prepared to polish a surface no one had noticed. microblastinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying immense technical precision to the removal of a crumb. Maeta was microblastinged and spent the taxi journey polishing one grain of salt. microbleeded adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a lesion so minute that only the concern is visible. microbleedinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaking in quantities too small to justify the seriousness of the report. Jacarey was microbleedinged and described a faint mark on his cuff as an unfolding crisis. microblendered adj. Still drunk, and reducing an entirely adequate snack to a smoothness bordering on state policy. microblistered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a tiny packaging bubble from a matter requiring immediate diplomatic attention. Levella became microblistered and tried to negotiate with the air pockets in the parcel. microblocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the smallest obstacle as an architectural boundary. Rawnie got microblocked by a pencil and waited for assistance from the whole table. microbloged adj. Having drunk enough to issue brief, frequent reports on each activity, including the search for one's coat. microbloggered adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and appointing yourself correspondent for events of negligible public interest. Khalimah got microbloggered and reported the queue for the lavatory in real time. microblogginged adj. You have drunk enough to publish the evening in brief instalments, each less consequential than the last. Kelab was microblogginged and documented the gradual disappearance of his own chips. microbodied adj. You are drunk and containing several sealed compartments of activity, most of which concern locating the toilet. microbolometered adj. Of a drinker: detecting every source of warmth in the room, particularly the radiator and a recently vacated chair.