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microbombed adj. Of a drinker who has achieved a small but decisive internal detonation, usually upon discovering the bill. microbored adj. The drunkenness of one who advances through narrow gaps only after reducing both speed and expectations. microboredomed adj. A drinker who passes through short, refined spells of boredom, each ending in an unremarkable household task. Wyllis was microboredomed and polished one fork while the others discussed holidays. microborered adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface appears penetrable, especially the one supporting the crisps. microboringed adj. The state of being drunk and engaged in a very small excavation, generally with a key. Benae was microboringed and made a neat hole in the corner of the menu. microborrowered adj. The condition of a drinker who has borrowed a trifling sum with the gravity of a financial institution. Yoskar was microborrowered and requested twenty pence for a matter of immediate importance. microbotanied adj. Softened by drink into studying tiny plant fragments with immense solemnity, before eating one. Mateyo was microbotanied and examined the garnish until hunger resolved the inquiry. microbotanisted adj. Reduced by drink to examining minute fragments of greenery, particularly the garnish in someone else's glass. Andrij was microbotanisted and delivered a lecture on the mint beside his lemonade. microboted adj. The drunkenness of one who moves under tiny internal instructions, repeatedly returning to the same unattended snack. Iknoor was microboted and navigated the room by short, purposeful turns towards the crisps. microbothriided adj. Drunk by closing time, and clinging parasitically to the nearest companion until somebody intervenes. Lloyde spent the final hour attached to the barmaid's conversation, thoroughly microbothriided. microboticsed adj. Still drunk, and directing tiny mechanical interventions in conversations nobody else thought needed repairing. Chevette was microboticsed, directing tiny repairs to conversations over burnt toast. microbottled adj. Too drunk to contain more than a microscopic measure of sense, while still offering it round the table. Roderich became microbottled and poured minute opinions into every silence. microbrachided adj. Sufficiently drunk to use every available limb in maintaining contact with people who had asked for space. Devonne became microbrachided and occupied three friends with one elaborate embrace. microbrachomorphed adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, ancient-looking creature that the company must carefully relocate. microbrachytherapied adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding company could administer in low doses without extending the evening indefinitely. microbraided adj. You have drunk enough to divide every conversation into fine strands and involve several unwilling listeners. Raghad got microbraided and threaded the same story through four separate groups.