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microcapnographed adj. Slowed by drink to recording each breath as though the body required written minutes. Tawanda became microcapnographed and paused between every word to supervise his breathing. microcapnographied adj. Drunk and breathing in minute, irregular measurements while insisting that speech remains perfectly continuous. Callissa was microcapnographied, producing a careful breath before each syllable. microcapped adj. Softened by drink into a small concern with a very large opinion of its own prospects. Zudie grew microcapped and valued every suggestion as though investors were listening. microcapsulationed adj. Drunk past the point of storing tiny grievances until the slightest pressure releases them. Judylynn became microcapsulationed and released a complaint when someone moved her coaster. microcapsuled adj. Drunk to the point where every thought remains sealed until a minor impact releases it. microcarcinomaed adj. Drunk enough to become one small, persistent difficulty among several others in the room. microcarded adj. Drunk past the point of reading anything unless it is reduced to a tiny, portable version. Okeema became microcarded and squinted at the drinks menu as though it were archival material. microcardiaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the heart appears to have made room for the rest of the evening. microcared adj. Reduced by drink to a vehicle of very small dimensions, with steering performed chiefly by the shoulders. microcarnivored adj. Drunk in a way that makes small moving things, particularly insects, seem like a complete supper. microcarpinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every small mistake acquires a dark botanical permanence. Lesley grew microcarpinned and treated a spilled drink as a specimen requiring careful naming. microcarriered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every small bead, button, and loose object into something worth anchoring oneself against. Araiza became microcarriered and used the coat buttons as a graduated route towards the door. microcassetted adj. Drunk to the extent of replaying one short sentence until it has acquired several incompatible meanings. Denis-matei became microcassetted and repeated the landlord’s instructions at diminishing speed. microcategoried adj. Drunk on the strength of placing every person present in a tiny category of one. microcatharometered adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring tiny differences between surfaces before attempting to cross them. microcathetered adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding through the evening by an extremely narrow route.