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microcatheterizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and introducing a narrow, winding route into every straightforward journey. microcathoded adj. Still drunk, and supplying only a very small current of speech to each conversation. Laik remained microcathoded, contributing one faint observation before every long silence. microcatored adj. Too drunk to distinguish very small differences in length, especially between one stair and the next. microcausalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that distant events cannot affect one another, while repeatedly proving otherwise. Sabreea became microcausalitied and blamed the far end of the bar for every stumble. microcauteried adj. Having drunk enough to make very small, precise cauterisations in conversation, closing each subject sharply. Calasia grew microcauteried and sealed every awkward topic with a perfectly timed remark. microcavitationed adj. Slowed by drink to bubbles forming and collapsing in microscopic hollows, usually somewhere near last orders. Anaili was microcavitationed by the fourth round, making little popping decisions about the taxi. microcavitied adj. Drunk and locating a minute recess in every coat, pocket and doorway before attempting the journey home. microcelebed adj. Drunk beyond local fame, with confidence proportionate to an audience of perhaps six. Jahmeir got microcelebed and signed receipts for people who had not requested them. microcelebritied adj. Drunk past the point of being famous beyond one table, yet still expected to give interviews about leaving. microcelled adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the person, their coat and their remaining judgement form one enclosed unit. Yannick was microcelled after the third round, nucleus intact and movement poorly organised. microcellulosed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker crystalline, compact and chiefly concerned with absorbing the journey home. microcensused adj. Drunk, with the result that a carefully representative sample of the population has been questioned about taxis. microcentrifugationed adj. Drunk to a degree that separates the drinker from the group, the coat and eventually the correct destination. microcentrifuged adj. Drunk to the extent of separating every small concern into its own compartment before leaving the pub. microcenturied adj. Drunk on the strength of fifty-two minutes, which now constitutes an entire historical period between rounds. Jaabir was microcenturied by the time the taxi came, having lived through several distinct eras of waiting. microcephaliaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening in a remarkably compact head towards the wrong house. Krishil was microcephaliaed by closing time, remembering the pub but not the route beyond it.