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MA'd adj. Drunk enough to turn casual remarks into essays, with the room serving as reluctant tutorial group. Central got MA'd and gave the coat stand a considered account of modern poetry. MAAQ'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colour, presenting as a red dye in every conversation and staining the evening accordingly. Roland was MAAQ'd and gave Chrystin a vivid account of the taxi journey in red-dye terms.
MABS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine several incompatible journeys home into one apparently practical arrangement. Sears was MABS'd and proposed walking to the station, taking a taxi, and catching the last bus. MAC addressed adj. Drunk enough to assign everyone a fixed identity, then route each remark accordingly. Aareon got MAC addressed and gave every guest a permanent conversational destination. MAC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has exceeded the harmless concentration and is still approving further measures. Iretomiwa got MAC'd and declared another round perfectly safe for healthy adults. MACA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the civil authorities seem the natural audience for your concerns. Reetha was MACA'd and reported the bar's strategic situation to the doorman. MACC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every simple purchase requires a full audit. Doloris got MACC'd and reconciled the bill while the taxi waited outside. MACE'd adj. Having drunk more than the heart, legs, and speech centres were prepared to negotiate. Willadean was MACE'd before the stairs, with a pulse of confidence and no useful coordination. MACHO'd adj. Having drunk more than the cosmos can reasonably account for, and now orbiting the kebab shop. Darl was MACHO'd by midnight, gravitating towards the nearest discarded chip. MAD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has converted one raised glass into a doctrine of total, mutual collapse. Aryion got MAD'd and treated the empty bottle as a strategic communiqué. MAE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a material adverse effect on every arrangement in progress. Abed became MAE'd and rendered the evening's carefully agreed itinerary unenforceable. MAF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and discussing the less-common member of every pair until the table disperses. Hartsel got MAF'd and ranked everyone's unusual opinions before the landlord began stacking chairs. MAFP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a chemical abbreviation from an invitation to continue. Ilianis was MAFP'd and read the laboratory label as a drinks list. MAG'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached maximum absorbency and remains confident the trousers are coping. Jeannine got MAG'd and continued ordering stout with the calm of a well-equipped astronaut. MAGA'd (/ˈmæ.ɡəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a personal hunch as a national programme. Telesphore became MAGA'd and promised to restore greatness to the pub quiz.
MAGAT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an untested slogan into sufficient grounds for action. Jerianne became MAGAT'd and attempted to make the pub great again before closing time.