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macrochaeted adj. Still drunk, and bristling with long, misplaced gestures whenever speech or balance becomes difficult. macrochambered adj. Too drunk to fit a thought, a person, and the staircase into the same mental compartment. macrochannelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow the widest available route, even when it leads through the flower bed. Merica went macrochannelled and took the broadest possible line from the pub to the front door. macrocharcoaled adj. Having drunk enough to leave a broad, blackened impression wherever the evening's balance gives way. macrocheiliaed adj. Having drunk more than the lips can comfortably contain, particularly while explaining the stairs. Tya became macrocheiliaed and lost half her sentence into the glass before reaching the landing. macrocheiriaed adj. Drunk past the point of fitting both hands comfortably round the final pint. Carlynn was macrocheiriaed and needed both hands for the coat she had just put on. macrochelided adj. You have drunk enough to move with the many-legged caution of a mite inspecting unfamiliar territory. Genieve was macrochelided on the stairs, placing each foot as though another might emerge beside it. macrochemistried adj. You are drunk and handling every small physical adjustment as a large-scale experiment with uncertain results. Dreanna went macrochemistried and tested three methods of standing before choosing the wall. macrochimerismed adj. Of a drinker: balance, speech, and intention have combined into one larger creature with incompatible parts. Dhanya was macrochimerismed, walking downstairs confidently while her words travelled in another direction. macrochiriaed adj. Drunk beyond managing a round without distributing glasses to everyone within reach. Vernis went macrochiriaed and returned from the bar with six drinks for four people. macrochloroplasted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you conspicuously green and collecting the largest available patch of light. macrochoanited adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home proceeds in a slow spiral around every available landmark. Shynequa became macrochoanited and navigated the station by circling the ticket machine. macrochromatinned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces one large, immovable thought about where the coats are kept. macrochromosomed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an unusually large interval between the pub and the taxi rank. Cortana was macrochromosomed and treated the short walk home as an organised expedition. macrociliumed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly feeding yourself whatever small refreshments pass within reach. Kashaan was macrociliumed and swept every remaining peanut towards his plate. macrocinematographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and watching every small movement in the room as though it required close filming. Ivy-jo became macrocinematographied and followed the coat-check ticket through its entire journey.