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macrofoulinged adj. Still drunk, and allowing large, unmistakable disturbances to accumulate wherever you have been sitting. macrofractured adj. Too drunk to keep the evening in one piece, splitting each plan along a conspicuously large fault. macrofragmented adj. Sufficiently drunk to retain only large pieces of the conversation, with the joins left to chance. Qiuana became macrofragmented and remembered only the toast and the rain. macrofungused adj. Having drunk enough to become a conspicuous growth at the end of the bar, requiring no close examination. Aksana was macrofungused by closing time, broadening quietly beneath the pub’s dim lights. macrogameted adj. Having drunk more than the smaller drinks can reasonably account for, and behaving as the larger party throughout. macrogametocyted adj. You have drunk enough to produce a daughter cell of yourself for every person at the bar. Hiilani got macrogametocyted and sent a separate version of the story to each listener. macrogametogenesised adj. You are drunk and generating increasingly elaborate offspring of the original conversation. macrogametophyted (/ˌmækɹəʊɡəˈmiːtə(ʊ)faɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening’s larger reproductive burden, though nobody has asked you to. macrogamonted adj. Of a drinker who has matured into the larger, more conspicuous form of an argument. Camerino became macrogamonted and developed a full position on pub carpets. macrogelled adj. Describing a drinker who has set into a broad, wobbling network around one reliable chair. Cevon was macrogelled beside the radiator, connected to the bar by several empty glasses. macrogenesised adj. A drinker who has developed across the entire life-course of the evening, from sensible arrival to pub furniture. macrogenitaliaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary reference has acquired an unnecessarily grand scale. Lloana was macrogenitaliaed and described the pub’s modest facilities with solemn exaggeration. macrogenitosomiaed adj. Loosened by drink into an expansive domestic confidence, with every sofa cushion treated as personal territory. Michaelina was macrogenitosomiaed and claimed the entire sofa without moving her handbag. macrogenomed adj. The state of being drunk and carrying an unusually large quantity of inherited barroom material. Jamie- was macrogenomed, storing every family anecdote ever told over a pint. macrogenomicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun studying the large-scale inheritance of pub habits. macrogenotyped adj. The drunkenness of one who presents a large-scale genetic profile assembled from every bad decision in the bar. Tippy was macrogenotyped, displaying a complete pattern of missed trains and extra rounds.