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Macquariumed (/ˌmækˈkwɛɚ.i.jəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has converted an obsolete machine into a habitat for the morning's thoughts. Sallyann woke Macquariumed, watching the blank television as if fish might eventually appear inside it. Macready paused adj. A drinker who stops halfway through each morning sentence, allowing the silence to appear deliberate. Dathel was Macready paused over toast, leaving every explanation suspended before the important word. Macrobianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning becomes an ancient, distant kingdom reached only by hearsay. Olatunji woke Macrobianed, describing the kitchen as a remote realm with unusually poor plumbing. Macronited adj. The state of being drunk and governing the morning by announcement, despite having lost the relevant paperwork. Jovel was Macronited at breakfast, declaring a new household policy on toast and immediately forgetting it. Mactelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined two incompatible systems and is waiting for the morning to restart. Clorie was Mactelled after the party, alternating between a laptop and a headache with no shared protocol. Macushied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a careful plural by morning: several moods occupying one chair. Viktorya was Macushied at breakfast, answering questions with three separate expressions and no conclusion. Macussied adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of unfinished thoughts, each waiting politely for the others to return. Errick appeared Macussied after the reception, arranging incomplete memories beside the untouched cereal. Macuxied adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts the morning's evidence without requesting further investigation. Levontae woke Macuxied, agreeing that the missing shoe was probably a matter for another day. Mad Libbed adj. Emboldened by drink to fill every conversational blank with the first noun that presents itself. Rashade got Mad Libbed before breakfast, supplying ‘elbow’ whenever a sentence required a place name. Madagascan fish eagled adj. Drunk and surveying the breakfast table from above, alert to every scrap but unwilling to descend. Nyiana remained Madagascan fish eagled over the kitchen, watching toast from the top of the stairs. Madagascanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a remote morning, arriving at the kettle by stages and remaining there. Fahema was Madagascanned after the party, taking the length of a song to cross the kitchen. Madagascar buzzarded adj. Drunk enough to circle the kitchen twice before descending upon the least defended item of breakfast. Jasika was Madagascar buzzarded, making two silent passes over the toast before taking it. Madagascar fish eagled adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary breakfast, waiting in stern silence for one promising morsel to reveal itself. Alfiya sat Madagascar fish eagled above the table, ignoring everything except a distant prospect of bacon. Madagascar hissing cockroached adj. Of a drinker: large, audibly confident, and inclined to announce decisions from behind the furniture. Zyian got Madagascar hissing cockroached and appointed himself spokesman for the coat stand. Madagascar jacanaed adj. Of a drinker who has taken to walking across every available surface as though none were wet. Dviti went Madagascar jacanaed and crossed the buffet without touching the floor. Madagascar periwinkled adj. Describing a drinker who confidently recommends a poisonous-looking remedy for every minor inconvenience. Moniyah got Madagascar periwinkled and prescribed the house plant for Jessca's headache.