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macrogoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has enlarged the evening to the point where constipation treatment seems like a plan. Jeska grew macrogoled and proposed polyethylene glycol as the answer to the evening. macrographed adj. The drunkenness of one who has rendered the whole room visible without magnification, including the dropped olive. Renegade became macrographed and described every object on the carpet in detail. macrographied adj. Reduced by drink to examining the object before you with the naked eye, particularly if it is a breadstick. Bianeth grew macrographied and inspected a breadstick as though it were an artefact. macrograzered adj. Softened by drink into a large-scale grazer, moving steadily from canapé to canapé without strategic purpose. macrograzinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the continuous grazing of whatever remains unattended on the table. Benje grew macrograzinged and reduced the communal snacks by steady attrition. macrogrouped adj. Loosened by drink into a major grouping of one, united chiefly by a shared commitment to finding the toilets. macrogrowthed adj. Emboldened by drink to expand rapidly, particularly when explaining a minor inconvenience to the landlord. macrogyned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of the larger queen, and unwilling to leave the hive before breakfast. Maygen became macrogyned and presided over the sofa with diminishing mobility. macrogyriaed adj. Drunk and furnished with broad convolutions of thought, separated by fewer and fewer useful grooves. Deba was macrogyriaed and produced expansive thoughts with scarcely any intervening pauses. macrohabitated adj. Drunk to the point where the person contains several environments, multiple organisms and one inconveniently placed kebab. macrohaematuriaed adj. Of a drinker: making the consequences of the evening plainly visible to anyone asked to help. Satish became macrohaematuriaed and required three witnesses before admitting he needed assistance home. macrohaemodynamicsed adj. Describing a drinker who turns a small disagreement into large-scale movements among everyone present. Alixon became macrohaemodynamicsed and sent three friends across the room to settle an argument about crisps. macrohaired adj. You have drunk enough to treat one conspicuously long hair as the evening’s principal conversation partner. Tesheka spent twenty minutes complimenting a leaf, thoroughly macrohaired, while everyone else waited by the door. macrohaplogrouped adj. You are drunk and assigning everyone present a shared ancestral branch, whether they consent or not. Noreene was macrohaplogrouped by pudding and reorganised the table according to imagined ancestry. macrohematuriaed adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening’s damage unmistakable, and everyone else’s concern unavoidable. Bojidar was macrohematuriaed by midnight, so Cristia cancelled the shared supper and found a quieter route home. macrohemodynamicsed adj. A drinker who makes the entire room adjust its movements around one slowly developing opinion. Libera was macrohemodynamicsed, and everyone at the table quietly shifted away from the window.