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macrohemorrhaged adj. A drinker so far gone that one small mishap becomes the evening’s plainly visible event. Joeen became macrohemorrhaged over a split pint, requiring Ellayah to explain the incident to the landlord. macroherbivored adj. The state of being drunk and consuming enough greenery to make the garden party take notice. Delaphine got macroherbivored and ate the garnish from every plate while Shatorya apologised to the chef. macroheteroceranned adj. The condition of a drinker who flutters from person to person, leaving each conversation briefly confused. macroheterogeneitied adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes unrelated opinions throughout the company, with no common pattern remaining. macrohistoned adj. Reduced by drink to a large, compact unit of certainty, difficult for companions to rearrange. Baine became macrohistoned and refused every suggested route home as though it altered established history. macrohistorianed adj. Softened by drink into explaining the entire evening through broad eras, dynasties and regrettable alliances. Erin-lily got macrohistorianed and divided the dinner into three historical periods for Kemontez. macrohistoried adj. Sharpened by drink into viewing every minor social slight across centuries and several civilisations. Markest became macrohistoried and treated a missing bar stool as the culmination of a long cultural decline. macrohomogeneitied adj. Loosened by drink into making every person present equally responsible for one’s own increasingly uniform conclusions. Sharalynn got macrohomogeneitied and addressed the entire room as though it shared one opinion. macroimaged adj. Emboldened by drink to present one’s face, opinions and private grievances at unusually large scale. macroimaginged adj. Slowed by drink to producing one grand impression of the evening, assembled from every available witness. macroindentationed adj. Drunk and leaving a noticeable impression wherever one sits, leans, or attempts to stand. macroinfarcted adj. Drunk to the point where a large portion of the evening has stopped responding to encouragement. Lafrances was macroinfarcted by ten and required Javorius to move him from the doorway. macroinferenced adj. Drunk enough to build sweeping conclusions from several tiny remarks, each supplied by an unwilling companion. macroinfluencered adj. Drunk past the point of addressing a room without assuming that everyone wishes to follow one’s example. macroinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, issuing elaborate instructions which companions must execute manually. Lonas became macroinged and assigned Aitanna a sequence of button presses for opening a door. macroinitiatored adj. Drunk in a way that starts a chain of social reactions, each producing another person’s reluctant intervention.