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Madagascar plummed
adj.
A drinker who has mistaken a tart fruit for a sound basis for a large decision.
Zelmadene became
Madagascar plummed
and bought six jars of chutney for a wedding absent from the calendar.
Madagascar sea-eagled
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every fish supper appears to offer strategic information.
Jachin got
Madagascar sea-eagled
and studied the haddock before choosing a taxi.
Madagascar tortoised
adj.
The state of being drunk and proceeding slowly towards one’s chosen mistake with complete protective confidence.
Kshitij went
Madagascar tortoised
and spent twenty minutes confidently approaching the wrong front door.
Madagascar wood railed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has selected an obscure route and refuses all guidance back from it.
Ivagene got
Madagascar wood railed
and disappeared behind the shed to reach the kitchen.
Madagascar yellowbrowed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has developed a fixed, suspicious expression and a theory about every eyebrow in the room.
Jee became
Madagascar yellowbrowed
and interrogated the mirror about Azib's expression.
Madagascared
(/madəˈɡaskəd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where home feels geographically uncertain and the morning requires a small expedition.
Noria woke
Madagascared
, asking whether the bathroom lay across the landing or beyond the sea.
Madagascarianed
adj.
Reduced by drink to a distant, self-declared authority on island affairs.
Drenusha got
Madagascarianed
and explained the Indian Ocean to Jakobus using a beer mat.
Madagassed
adj.
Softened by drink into a person who accepts every confident suggestion as an instruction.
Surianna went
Madagassed
and agreed that the bus stop was an excellent place for supper.
Madam and Eved
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a conspiratorial pair of one, treating every domestic decision as a founding act.
Grace-louise got
Madam and Eved
and declared the shared umbrella a constitutional settlement.
Madame Berthe's mouse lemured
adj.
Emboldened by drink to undertake a tiny nocturnal mission with disproportionate secrecy.
Kayren got
Madame Berthe's mouse lemured
and smuggled one olive past Emma-jayne.
Madame Bishopped
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial drink, with nutmeg treated as official guidance.
Bryon became
Madame Bishopped
and took one stately hour to approve the taxi.
Madame Jeanetted
adj.
Drunk and suddenly convinced that a small amount of heat makes every proposal more persuasive.
Taiki got
Madame Jeanetted
and added chilli to the pudding as a negotiating tactic.
Madamed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and requiring the morning to address you with formal courtesy.
Breylynn woke
Madamed
and expected the kettle to wait until she was prepared.
Madanned
adj.
Drunk to the point where a group decision is confidently attributed to the marshes.
Medger went
Madanned
and claimed the marshes had approved Jata's route home.
Madawaskanned
adj.
Drunk enough to treat residence in one small place as credentials for every decision.
Dashauna got
Madawaskanned
and chaired the discussion on parking, despite not owning a car.
Madded
adj.
Reduced by drink to a person whose scientific concern is chiefly that everyone gets home intact.
Zeva became
Madded
and conducted a careful census of the surviving coat sleeves.
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