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macrosegmented adj. You are drunk and dividing every utterance into formal sections, including the request for crisps. Narice went macrosegmented, pausing between each clause of a request for crisps. macrosegregationed adj. Of a drinker: compositionally uneven after irregular movement, with the crisps deposited at one side. macroseismed adj. Slowed by drink to a severe domestic tremor, each journey from sofa to kitchen requiring structural assessment. Krystn was macroseismed and crossed the kitchen with the caution of a damaged building. macroseismologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun studying every tremor in the table, particularly the one caused by standing. Lindie became macroseismologied and investigated the table's vibrations before attempting the stairs. macrosemiided adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed the solemn, extinct bearing of a fish preserved in a drawer. Rosaisela was macrosemiided, gazing across the bar with the patience of an ancient specimen. macrosemiiformed adj. A drinker who has acquired the aspect of an extinct fish, but still wants the bill explained. macrosequenced adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a long film, with the kebab as its climax. macrosetaed adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with one conspicuously long bristle, usually a stray hair. Dorwin was macrosetaed, presenting one magnificent eyebrow hair for public consideration. macroshocked adj. The condition of a drinker who has suffered a large-scale shock on discovering the pub has closed. Annistyn went macroshocked when the landlord removed the final glass from the table. macrosialinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become heavily coated in solemnity and sauce. Kanaiyah was macrosialinned, thickly composed and faintly attached to the kitchen table. macrosimulationed adj. Reduced by drink to modelling the entire evening while ignoring the individual problem of getting home. Maxten became macrosimulationed and explained the party without accounting for his own missing shoe. macrosiphined adj. Softened by drink into a small sap-feeding insect, with the settled patience of one on a stem. macrosociolinguisticsed adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining broad social speech patterns to the person serving peanuts. Payce became macrosociolinguisticsed and assigned the bar's accents to competing social structures. macrosociologied adj. Emboldened by drink to address the whole population of the pub, beginning with the person nearest the crisps. Vitas became macrosociologied and addressed the pub as a collective before borrowing a lighter. macrosociologisted adj. Loosened by drink into a broad social theorist whose principal population is the smoking area. macrosomatognosiaed adj. Slowed by drink to perceiving your hand as vast, then waiting patiently for it to reach the glass. Stuthi went macrosomatognosiaed, watching one enormous hand approach the peanuts.