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madged (/mæd͡ʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to hunt the kitchen silently, as though the night had acquired wings. madhabed adj. Of a drinker: committed to one school of thought about where the water belongs. madhabied adj. A drinker who follows one established school of thought, particularly concerning blankets and water. Matthews was madhabied, adhering firmly to the rule that water belongs beside the left slipper. madheaded adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary household instruction as evidence of personal genius. Tionah was madheaded, explaining the dishwasher's programme to the assembled sofa. madherchoded adj. Drunk enough to mistake provocation for social warmth and confidence for permission. madhhabed (/[ˈmæð.hæb]d/) adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to found a school around the correct recovery position. Frey was madhhabed, lecturing the household on the proper angle for drinking water. madhhabied adj. A drinker so far gone that the household's recovery arrangements have become matters of jurisprudence. Cissy was madhhabied, debating whether reaching the water counted as a reasonable domestic obligation. madhhabited adj. The state of being drunk and settled into one authorised arrangement of sofa, blanket and water. madhoused adj. Drunk to the point where the ordinary house has acquired the management problems of an asylum. Anesha was madhoused and held a formal meeting between the sofa and the refrigerator. madindolined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every unfamiliar bitter as a medicinal round. madisonned (/ˈmædɪsənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a mate's hand-sling, and liable to change places without warning. madjooned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a honeyed recreational paste for an entirely respectable supper. Caullin became madjooned and praised the bar snacks as though they had medicinal properties. madjouned adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet, herbal preparation whose provenance is best left unexamined. madladed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting feats that would impress nobody sober. madlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a creature that has misplaced its keeper. Warren went madlinged and tried to negotiate with the fruit machine. madman theoried adj. Too drunk to appear predictable, particularly when a quiet threat would suffice.