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Madidi titi monkeyed adj. Drunk enough to retreat into the curtains, share the water jug cautiously and watch the room from there. Deina was Madidi titi monkeyed, peering from behind the curtain at the abandoned supper. Madisonianed adj. Drunk beyond choosing a side of the sofa, and therefore inhabiting the middle with civic seriousness. Jhori was Madisonianed and declared the central sofa cushion public property. Madisonned (/ˈmædɪsənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing still, repeating the same four steps between sofa and sink. Whelan was Madisonned and danced around the coffee table while fetching his glass of water. Madonna blued adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen appears a deep blue and the sofa considerably farther away. Zyniya was Madonna blued and searched the blue-lit kitchen for a glass already in her hand. Madonna braided adj. Drunk to a degree that the hair is arranged neatly while the rest of the evening is not. Akihiro became Madonna braided and spent ten minutes perfecting a plait beside the kitchen sink. Madonna lilied adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating into winter storage, leaving the kitchen to recover until morning. Ravensymone went Madonna lilied beneath a blanket, with the water glass standing beside her. Madonna piercinged adj. Drunk on the strength of one small, precise decision, usually placing the water beside the wrong cushion. Terick became Madonna piercinged and positioned the water glass with admirable but useless precision. Madonna-whore complexed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing the kitchen into saints, sinners and one entirely innocent refrigerator. Marie-france was Madonna-whore complexed and apologised to the kettle before blaming the fridge. Madonnabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressing for the sofa as though it were a stage. Ivoryanna was Madonnabed, changing into sequins before settling beside the television. Madonnaed (/məˈdɒnəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places the glass of water reverently beside the sleeping body. Francesc was Madonnaed, resting beside the sofa with the water glass carefully within reach. Madonnahooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving a solemn household dignity beneath a dressing gown. Suhail was Madonnahooded, accepting the glass of water with quiet ceremony from the sofa. Madonnamaniaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the kettle's reheating as a major domestic event requiring witnesses. Deadre was Madonnamaniaed and summoned everyone to observe the water reaching a boil. Madras hemped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the houseplant for useful fibre and the sofa for a drying rack. Quaseem became Madras hemped and draped the tea towel over the fern. Madrased (/məˈdɹæsd/) adj. Too drunk to prepare anything elaborate, but still convinced the kitchen can produce a curry. Thomasena was Madrased and stirred an empty saucepan while waiting for the takeaway. Madrasied adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen feel metropolitan, crowded and unexpectedly devoted to curry. Cuauhtli was Madrasied and gave the microwave a detailed account of the evening's curry plans. Madrassied adj. Having drunk more than necessary to turn the sitting room into a place of instruction, with water as the lesson. Toria was Madrassied and taught the sofa how to distinguish tap water from mineral water.