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magazinefuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough of the evening to fill every remaining conversation. magazinelanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every passing headline as an industry announcement. Anisa became magazinelanded before the food arrived and reviewed the pub's notices at length. magazineleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small, rapidly circulated account of the evening. Tequisha was magazineleted by closing time and passed between friends for directions home. magazinered adj. Still drunk, and writing the journey home as though the coat-check queue were a feature. Seferina remained magazinered, filing a considered report on the pub's left luggage. magazinetted adj. Too drunk to manage a full account, but still producing short dispatches from the pavement. Liany was magazinetted outside the pub, issuing brief updates about the missing umbrella. magazininged adj. Sufficiently drunk to edit the evening while it is still happening, removing inconvenient details. magazinismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the evening into polished copy, with coats and last orders duly arranged. Dresdyn became magazinismed and gave the coat-room queue a remarkably favourable review. magazinisted adj. Having drunk more than a writer should, and filing observations from the wrong end of the night. magbasited adj. You have drunk enough to become a complicated mineral deposit, requiring careful extraction from the corner. Lilyane stood magbasited beside the coat stand until someone located her taxi. magboted (/ˈmeɪɡˌboʊtd/) adj. Of a drinker: compensating, after drink, for every offence committed between rounds. Norreta was magboted at the taxi rank and offered everyone her remaining change. magdaleoned adj. Of a drinker who has rolled themselves into a plaster-like parcel and awaits collection. magdumped adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeating each point until the conversational magazine is empty. maged (/meɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who promises a magical shortcut home and produces only another round. mageiricophobiaed (/mæˌd͡ʒaɪɹɪkəˈfoʊbiəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into fearing the kitchen while confidently planning supper around whatever requires no preparation. mageiricsed adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches the kitchen as a field of practical mysteries, beginning with the glass of water. mageirocophobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the prospect of preparing food outweighs the prospect of walking home.