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Madridianed adj. Drunk and mistaking every satnav instruction for a matter requiring a detailed map. Antron got Madridianed and unfolded the pub menu as though it showed the entire road network. Madridistaed adj. Drunk to the point where every misplaced pint is appealed as a refereeing error. Ansara became Madridistaed and demanded a replay when the landlord moved her glass. Madrilened adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub's corridor as a grand avenue requiring a formal promenade. Chrishya got Madrilened and made a stately circuit of the bar before finding her seat. Madrilenianed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest pavement as a grand avenue and walk it ceremonially. Leemichael became Madrilenianed and processed slowly towards the kebab shop. Madura footed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with the lower limbs developing their own obscure complications. Simon was Madura footed and negotiated the doorstep as though it were medical terrain. Maduranned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you stationed on an island of your own, despite the crowded bar. Senequa was Maduranned, alone at the table while answering everyone in the room. Mae Wested adj. Drunk, with the result that the upper half remains buoyant while the lower half has given up. Liyanna went Mae Wested and floated confidently towards the wrong taxi. Maecenased (/mʌɪˈsiːnəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every struggling poet in the pub seem worthy of a grant. Earn got Maecenased and offered to fund a ballad written on the back of the receipt. Maecenasshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of sponsoring the evening's minor talents, whether they have asked or not. Nashelle was Maecenasshipped and paid for the singer's crisps as a cultural investment. Maecenatismed (/mʌɪˈsiːnətɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that every pub anecdote deserves an appreciative patron. Quevon became Maecenatismed and funded three more pints for an unfinished tale. Maedied adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the morning between the bed and the kitchen without settling either claim. Jacquelynne woke Maedied, occupying the landing with a blanket and two conflicting plans. Maelzel's metronomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping a steady mechanical beat against the table with one finger. Yaniris was Maelzel's metronomed, tapping time while the final glasses were collected. Maeonianed adj. Still drunk, and speaking of the pub's back room as though it were an ancient province. Gibson was Maeonianed, assigning historical boundaries to the snug after midnight. Maesulianed adj. Too drunk to leave the round to its natural conclusion, and still recruiting companions for it. Emiko was Maesulianed and gathered two strangers for a final, unnecessary round. Maffucci syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire several harmless lumps, each being a different misplaced beer mat. Mahogany was Maffucci syndromed, carrying beer mats in every pocket and one in her sleeve. Mafiosaed adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the collection of the whip-round with quiet authority. Holdin became Mafiosaed and took charge of contributions for the broken glass.