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magic shopped adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary shop equipment into instruments of deception and confident demonstration. magic slated adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is drawn boldly and erased without retaining the lesson. magic smoked adj. Drunk to a degree that releases caustic consequences from every overloaded piece of equipment one approaches. Aubryana became magic smoked and overloaded the toaster while explaining electrical safety. magic spelled adj. Drunk to the extent of believing a correctly pronounced phrase can settle practical matters. magic squared adj. Drunk on the strength of a tidy arrangement, and certain that symmetry has solved the underlying problem. Skylan became magic squared and arranged the beer mats into equal sums before ordering another. magic stringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and entering improbable words into every system in search of a hidden function. Sahrye got magic stringed and typed an invented password into the pub's music terminal. magic sugared adj. Drunk by the third round, and sweetening the evening with an entirely unnecessary substitute. magic sworded adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a household object has acquired the authority to settle disputes. Haik got magic sworded and raised the bread knife to appoint himself guardian of the kebab. magic touched adj. Still drunk, and producing favourable results by methods neither the person nor the bystanders can reproduce. magic tricked adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine enchantment from deft concealment, especially when performing either oneself. Marilou was magic tricked, hiding the pub darts and insisting their disappearance was entertainment. magic truffled adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a psychedelic delicacy for an ordinary answer to an ordinary appetite. Deston became magic truffled and ordered the unusual morsels as though requesting salted peanuts. magic usered (/ˈmædʒɪk ˌjuːzəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign oneself supernatural competence and undertake tasks requiring none. Zanelle got magic usered and attempted to mend the leaking tap with a solemn gesture. magic wanded adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, and directing every object with a ceremonial flourish. Israe became magic wanded and conducted the queue with a breadstick as though it were a baton. magic worded (/ˌmædʒɪk ˈwɜːdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to believe the right syllables will make reluctant people, doors, and taxis comply. magical feminismed adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the washing-up is merely washing-up, and organising it as a feminist allegory. Rye got magical feminismed and assigned the unwashed plates distinct positions in domestic history. magical girled adj. Drunk in a way that turns a dressing gown, a wooden spoon and a glass of water into equipment for fighting evil. Reggina got magical girled and defended the kitchen from a hostile tea towel.