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magickianed adj. Of a drinker: practising private household rites with the fridge, the kettle and a cushion. Fennell was magickianed, performing private rites with the fridge, kettle and a cushion. magiclessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted all enchantment and now regards the glass of water as merely necessary. magicologied adj. Describing a drinker who studies the domestic supernatural, particularly the mysterious migration of spoons. magicubed adj. A drinker who produces a flash of clarity without electrical assistance, usually on finding the kitchen light. magilided adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a shell, and the kitchen an inconvenient reef. Marikate got magilided and withdrew into the sofa, leaving the glass of water beyond reach. magillaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the whole household operation as an unnecessarily elaborate undertaking. Cullyn got magillaed and approached the simple task of making tea with several towels and a plan. magilped adj. Slowed by drink to a thick, glossy indecision that leaves every confident plan liable to crack. Kazu went magilped and spent twenty minutes thickening a straightforward decision into a crisis. magilphed adj. Drunk and thickening every proposal until it becomes decorative, unstable, and difficult to remove. Coben went magilphed and coated the simple lift home in elaborate unnecessary conditions. magipunked adj. The condition of a drinker who powers ordinary domestic technology by conviction, improvisation and drink. magiqued adj. Drunk enough to regard every household appliance as susceptible to occult management. magiricsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the preparation of a cheese toastie as a learned discipline. magiristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assuming command of the frying pan with unwarranted scholarship. magiritsaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a restorative bowl of offal soup is precisely what the night requires. Nafi arrived home magiritsaed and asked whether anyone had prepared the customary soup. magirologicaled adj. Still drunk, and applying the principles of cookery to matters that plainly require no seasoning. magirologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub kitchen into a school of culinary theory. magirologisted adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen, and offering learned instruction on every pan in service.